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�We have a saying, my people. �Don�t kill if you can wound, don�t wound if you can subdue, don�t subdue if you can pacify, and don�t raise your hand at all until you�ve first extended it.��-- Wonder Woman
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
Beware the fury of a patient woman.
Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.-- Alexander Woollcott
"That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all."
Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.-- Kipling
Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping.
Every four seconds a woman has a baby. Our problem is to find this woman and stop her.
"The more I watch television, the more I wonder why I'm not already supreme ruler of Earth."-- Dogbert (Dilbert)
Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.-- Mae West
There must be more to life than sitting there wondering if there is more to life.
I always used to wonder why the pope wore drag.
-- Tom Farrell
Who cares, as long as he looks faaabulous?!-- Gene Smith
Scientists find wonder in everything, except extremely dull papers on quality assurance.
-- Telo (#xkcd)
From the 'Rules for women':
Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about being stared at.
The primary difference between a man and a woman is that a man gets his self-esteem when a woman says "yes" and a woman gets hers when she says "no". (Amy's Orgasm)
"An artist is a creature driven by demons. He don't usually know why they chose him and he's usually too busy to wonder why."-- William Faulkner
"We tend to idealize tolerance, then wonder why we find ourselves infested with losers and nut cases."-- Patrick Nielsen Hayden
The possession of knowledge does not kill the sense of wonder and mystery. There is always more mystery.-- Anais Nin
"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her."
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.-- Groucho Marx
The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.-- Sloan Wilson
My notion of a husband at forty is that a woman should be able to change him, like a bank note, for two twenties.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.-- Steven Wright
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?-- Groucho Marx
Poetry is a deal of joy and pain and wonder, with a dash of the dictionary.-- Kahlil Gibran
"Indifference is isolation. In difference is texture and wonder."-- Edwin Schlossberg
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.-- Katharine Hepburn
"Have you ever wondered how that could have happened?"
"No."
"That was a rhetorical question. It wasn't meant to be answered."
"But that was a rhetorical answer. It wasn't meant to be questioned."
"The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands."-- Alexander Penney
Today was a really, really great day, on the "aaagh fuck me!" scale.-- Steve VanDevender
"Man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road."-- Alexander Smith
Sometimes before bed, I look in the mirror and wonder just what I'll be doing in ten years. Then I look at the clock and think, 'Probably flossing.'-- April Van Scherpe
Seattle reminds me a lot of London, where people will drink 12 beers but they never act drunk. Which makes you wonder what the point is of drinking 12 beers, if you're not going to put the lampshade on your head. You're killing your liver and still having no fun.-- Peter Bagge
"I don't think you can be a true man until you've humiliated yourself before a woman."-- David Duchovny