Quotes

	1012
Abbie Hoffman	3
Abraham Lincoln	3
Adlai Stevenson	4
Agatha Christie	2
Alan Dershowitz	2
Alan Watts	3
Albert Camus	4
Albert Einstein	33
Aldous Huxley	6
Alfred Adler	2
Amanda Firefox	5
Amanda Walker	3
Ambrose Bierce	23
Anais Nin	8
Anatole France	3
Andre Gide	2
Andy Tanenbaum	2
Andy Warhol	2
Angela Chase	2
Ani Difranco	12
Anonymous	2
Anya	2
April Van Scherpe	2
Aristotle	2
Arnold Zwicky	2
Ashleigh Brilliant	11
Audre Lorde	2
Ayn Rand	3
Benjamin Disraeli	3
Bertrand Russell	16
Beth Gibbons	3
Bill Bryson	2
Bill Gates	2
Bjarne Stroustrup	2
Bob Dylan	2
Bob Lodenkamper	2
Bruce Sterling	2
Buddha	3
Bumper sticker	8
Calvin	3
Calvin and Hobbes	2
Carl Jung	4
Carl Sagan	4
Charles Bukowski	2
Chaz Bufe	3
Chuang Tzu	2
Conan O'Brien	2
Confucius	5
Cyril Connolly	2
Dan Quayle	2
Darien Fawkes	3
Dave Barry	17
Dave George	3
David Byrne	2
David Duchovny	2
David Preston	2
Dick Cavett	2
Doretta Schrock	3
Dorothy Parker	16
Doug Larson	3
Douglas Adams	26
Douglas Coupland	2
Douglas Hofstadter	2
Dr. Joyce Brothers	2
Dr. Who	4
E. B. White	2
Earl Wilson	2
Edgar Allen Poe	2
Edith Wharton	2
Edsger Dijkstra	4
Edward Abbey	3
Edward O. Wilson	2
Elbert Hubbard	4
Eleanor Roosevelt	2
Eric Hoffer	4
Eric Holeman	2
Eric P. Scott	3
Erica Jong	2
F. Scott Fitzgerald	2
Flannery O'Connor	2
Fox Mulder	2
Fran Lebowitz	4
Francis Bacon	4
Frank Herbert	5
Frank Lloyd Wright	2
Frank Zappa	3
Franklin P. Jones	4
Franz Kafka	2
Fred Allen	2
Friedrich Nietzsche	9
G. K. Chesterton	3
Geena Davis	2
Gene Smith	2
George Bernard Shaw	23
George Burns	3
George Carlin	2
George Jean Nathan	3
George Orwell	4
George Santayana	7
Goethe	5
Groucho Marx	8
H. Allen Smith	2
H. D. Thoreau	3
H. L. Mencken	11
Harry S. Truman	4
Helen Keller	3
Henry David Thoreau	4
Henry Miller	2
Henry Spencer	3
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow	2
Homer Simpson	3
Horace Walpole	2
Hunter S. Thompson	2
Ingrid Bergman	2
Jack Handey	2
Jane Wagner	2
Jean Kerr	2
Jean-Paul Sartre	3
Jess Anderson	4
Jim Rosenberg	3
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe	2
John Fisher	2
John Fitzgerald Kennedy	4
John Keats	2
John Updike	2
Jonathan Colan	2
Jonathan Swift	4
Joseph Campbell	2
Joseph Conrad	2
Josh Billings	2
Kahlil Gibran	3
Karl Kraus	2
Kelvin Throop III	3
Kierkegaard	2
Kin Hubbard	5
La Rouchefoucauld	2
Larry Wall	3
Laura Creighton	2
Laurence J. Peter	2
Lazarus Long	3
Lily Tomlin	7
Lionel Lauer	2
Lucas	2
Ludwig Wittgenstein	3
Mae West	11
Mahatma Gandhi	4
Marcel Proust	2
Mark Twain	40
Mark Van Doren	3
Melinda Shore	2
Michel Eyquem de Montaigne	2
Molly Ivins	2
Nathaniel Hawthorne	2
Neil Gaiman	3
Niels Bohr	2
Nietzsche	3
Noam Chomsky	5
Ogden Nash	3
Oscar Wilde	37
Otto von Bismarck	2
Pablo Picasso	5
Patti Smith	2
Peter da Silva	6
Peter de Vries	3
Plato	2
puddle	2
Q	2
R. M. Weiner	2
Ralph Waldo Emerson	14
Rich Hall	21
Richard Feynman	2
Richard Nixon	3
Rob Bernardo	3
Rob Earhart	2
Robert A. Heinlein	8
Robert Benchley	2
Robert Frost	8
Robertson Davies	2
Robin Williams	3
Roger Klorese	3
Ronald Reagan	4
Samuel Butler	3
Samuel Johnson	3
Seymoure Cray	2
Shakespeare	2
Shirley Manson	6
Sigmund Freud	4
Sloan Wilson	2
Spock	9
Stephen Hawking	3
Steven Wright	20
Stevie Ulrich	3
Supreme Court Justice William Orville Douglas	2
Susan Sontag	4
T. S. Eliot	3
Tallulah Bankhead	4
Terry Pratchett	75
The Doctor	2
The Tick	2
Thomas Alva Edison	2
Thomas Jefferson	7
Tim Minchin	6
Tom Holt	9
Tom Stoppard	3
Tori Amos	49
Trent Reznor	11
Truman Capote	2
Ursula K. Le Guin	4
Virginia Woolf	3
Voltaire	8
W. C. Fields	2
W. Somerset Maugham	3
Wade Kwon	4
Wernher von Braun	2
Will Rogers	4
William Blake	3
William James	2
William Shakespeare	3
Winston Churchill	6
Woody Allen	9
Zim	2

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"Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide"	2
"Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior"	2
"My Hero"	4
"Sniglets"	21
"The Devil's Dictionary"	2
#xkcd	3
a.s.r	3
a.s.r.	4
alt.fan.pratchett	22
An American in Paris	2
Animaniacs	3
Apple MPW C compiler error message	2
Batman & Robin	4
Bicentennial Man	2
Buffy the Vampire Slayer	2
Calvin & Hobbes	8
Cheers	2
Chicago Tribune, June 25, 1996	2
Clerks	4
Clue	3
Cynic's Dictionary	5
Death to Smoochy	2
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency	2
Empire Records	7
Ghostbusters	2
Hogfather	3
Invader Zim	6
Little Earthquakes video	4
Moving Pictures	10
on Tori Amos	2
Pulp Fiction	3
Small Gods	4
Someone on Slashdot	2
Sourcery	2
Spaceballs	3
Star Trek VI	3
Star Trek: DS9	2
Star Trek: Generations	2
Steel Magnolias	2
T-Shirt	2
The Devil's Dictionaries ("American Heretic's Dictionary" section)	2
The Devil's Dictionary	2
The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy	15
The Invisible Man	3
The Last Continent	2
The Light Fantastic	3
The Princess Bride	3
The Simpsons	3
The X-Files	2
Wyrd Sisters	6