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Sleep deprivation is fun -- you see such pretty colors.
'La vache qui rit est jolie.' (Laughing cows are pretty.)
"Whenever I say something they find hard to hear /
they chalk it up to my anger and never to their own fear."-- Ani Difranco (Pretty Girl)
Mia Wallace: "Pretty smart."
Vincent Vega: "Yeah, I got my moments." (Pulp Fiction)
If I can make just one person laugh, then it must've been a pretty good eulogy.-- Wade Kwon
You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to 'em. (Colors)
"If we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time."-- Edith Wharton
"Pretty is something you're born with. But beautiful, that's an equal opportunity adjective."
Life is what happens to you when you're making other plans.-- Betty Talmadge
"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."-- Woody Allen
Don't sweat petty things... or pet sweaty things.
"I don't know what caffeine does for you, but I'm pretty sure without it your head caves in"-- Dave (News Radio)
"What do you give a man who has everything?" the pretty teenager asked her mother.
"Encouragement, dear..." she replied.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.-- Elizabeth Taylor
Did you ever notice that 'love' spelled backwards is 'evil'? Well, not exactly, but it's still pretty scary.-- Ben Bass
"It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'as pretty as an airport' exist."-- Douglas Adams
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach and up.
Nononono. fourth and fifth ribs. Cleaner, too...-- Two girls, HPslash
"Any girl can be glamourous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."-- Hedy Lamarr
"Advertising reaches out to touch the fantasy part of people's lives. And you know, most people's fantasies are pretty sad."-- Frederik Pohl
One of the problems with learning that many teachers fail to see is that until you really understand something, any argument made out of that understanding context tends to be pretty useless.
Girls are such exquisite hell.-- Ovid
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."-- Mario Andretti
"Greek mythology says that whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. I'd never been sure whether 'mad' meant crazy or angry. Either way, the gods were working on me pretty good right now."-- Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.-- Paul Beatty
More to be feared than ignorance is the pretense of knowledge.
(as The Spice Girls play in background)
"What are they doing?"
"Psychological warfare." (Small Soldiers)
Ellen Ripley: Whenever he says anything, you say, "right," Brett. You know that?
Brett: Right. (Alien)
[Morning, Tori, how are you?] "I'm pretty good." [Pretty good?] "Yes." [Where are you right now?] "I'm in New York City, I just flew in from London pretty late last night." [So, you're pretty jet-lagged.] "Yeah, but I got all these bagels coming, I'm very excited, I got blueberry, I've got poppy-seed, I've got onion bagels, I just {kind of stumbling over her words in excitement} all this cream cheese and butter. [What, no salmon?] No salmon, honey, I want it hot and sweet. I mean, I'm not interested in this dieting scene. It's, forget it. Chicks, the more to love, that's all. I'm having butter. [Butter's the kiss of death.] Mmm... [That'll clog your heart up.] Mmmmmm... But I'm goin' smilin', baby, I'm goin' smilin'."-- Tori Amos (Q102 Interview, Cincinnati)
I think having 'Men' and 'Women' signs on bathrooms is a bad idea, because if aliens thought those rooms held standard specimens and went in to record data, they'd get some pretty bizarre examples.-- April Van Scherpe
Glamour is that indefinable something about a girl who has a large bosom.-- Andy Rothman
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.-- Sacha Guitry
She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.-- Dr. Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters.)
The use of either 'PC' or 'lighten up' is usually enough to cause me to junk an article: the former indicates that the writer is a raving moron incapable of original thought, while the latter is a pretty clear indication that the writer is an insensitive clod.-- Melinda Shore
I told my girlfriend last night how much I loved her, and she said that I must have been out drinking again. I asked her why she would say that, and she said, 'Because I'm your father.'-- Dave George
Cigarette, n: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco inbetween.
The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think. (Ladies' Home Journal)
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.-- Dorothy Parker
Natural vs. unnatural is a pretty worthless distinction.
-- Greg Parkinson
Only to someone such as yourself, with a deliberate disability to perceive the difference.
-- Bob Sarver
But easy for someone like you, who can manufacture the difference on the spot.-- Mike Batchelor
There is no CyberSpace, just a lot of people pretending.-- Sam Kass
If you put a frog in a pot of boiling water it will jump to safety, but if you put that same frog in a pot of cold water and turn on the heat, it will stay and be scalded to death.-- Everett Dirksen
A troll is someone who, finding that no-one likes them, decides to pretend that it's on purpose.
For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.-- R. Clopton
I think if you really like a girl you have to pay a lot of attention to her. But try telling that to those jerks on the jury.-- Dave George