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Girls are such exquisite hell.-- Ovid
Eloquence is logic on fire.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach and up.
Nononono. fourth and fifth ribs. Cleaner, too...-- Two girls, HPslash
Magic happens.
On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.-- Virginia Woolf
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.-- Paul Biron
"Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?"-- Virginia Woolf
My body is a temple. Virgin sacrifices at 11.
(as The Spice Girls play in background)
"What are they doing?"
"Psychological warfare." (Small Soldiers)
"God created sex. Priests created marriage."-- Voltaire
Adolescence is when children start bringing up their parents.
Glamour is that indefinable something about a girl who has a large bosom.-- Andy Rothman
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
"A sense of humor is the only thing that keeps intelligent people from hanging themselves."-- Voltaire
"Any girl can be glamourous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."-- Hedy Lamarr
"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd."-- Voltaire
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.-- Voltaire
Headline: Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
"Geologists will date anything."
If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.-- Voltaire