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I still got a hug in me!
-- GIR (Invader Zim)

The knowledge. It fills me. It is neat.
-- Evil GIR (Invader Zim)

Girls are such exquisite hell.
-- Ovid

Eloquence is logic on fire.

Hrmm. Hrmm. More piggies, GIR. I demand piggies.
-- Zim (Invader Zim)

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach and up.
Nononono. fourth and fifth ribs. Cleaner, too...

-- Two girls, HPslash

Welcome to Music Town, may I service you?
-- Gina (Empire Records)

Criticism? An artist wants praise. Praise.
-- Virginia Woolf

Magic happens.

On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.
-- Virginia Woolf

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
-- Paul Biron

"Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?"
-- Virginia Woolf

My body is a temple. Virgin sacrifices at 11.

(as The Spice Girls play in background)
"What are they doing?"
"Psychological warfare."

(Small Soldiers)

"God created sex. Priests created marriage."
-- Voltaire

Adolescence is when children start bringing up their parents.

Glamour is that indefinable something about a girl who has a large bosom.
-- Andy Rothman

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

"A sense of humor is the only thing that keeps intelligent people from hanging themselves."
-- Voltaire

"Any girl can be glamourous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."
-- Hedy Lamarr

The first casualty when war comes is truth.
-- Hiram Johnson (U.S. Senate, 1917)

"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd."
-- Voltaire

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire

Headline: Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

"Geologists will date anything."

If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.
-- Voltaire