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Girls are such exquisite hell.
-- Ovid
To err is human, to moo bovine.
I'm extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
People look ridiculous when they're in ecstasy.
-- David Byrne
Back of tranquility lies conquered unhappiness.
-- David Grayson
You can be a professional without being constipated about it.
-- David Keyser
Education's purpose is to replace an open mind with a full one.
-- David Nestor
"Intellectual brilliance is no guarentee against being dead wrong."
-- David Fasold
Is it red or white wine with Tokyo?
-- David Adler as Godzilla
"Movies don't create psychos. Movies just make psychos more creative."
(Scream)
"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn."
-- David Russell
"If misery loves company, misery has company enough."
-- Henry David Thoreau
"Singing is a trick to get people to listen to music for longer than they would ordinarily."
-- David Byrne
"I don't think you can be a true man until you've humiliated yourself before a woman."
-- David Duchovny
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
-- David Tyson Gentry
I pledge allegiance to the beer and kink
-- David Tennant (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqqa3v4vW6w&t=302)
"Read the best books first, or you may not have a chance to read them all."
-- Henry David Thoreau
Recession: your friend loses his job. Depression: you lose your job. Recovery: Bush loses his job.
-- Bill Davidsen
What do you mean, "If a woodchuck could chuck wood"? What's the point in calling it a "woodchuck" if it can't ?
-- David Gunter
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
-- David H. Comins