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"I think we better split up."
"Good idea. We can do more damage that way."

(Ghostbusters)

She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.
-- Dr. Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters.)

God made us sisters. Prozac made us friends.

Rehab is for quitters.

Venkman: I'm a little hazy on this good/bad stuff. What exactly is bad?
Igon: Imagine life as you know it stopping instantaneously and all the molecules in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Venkman: That would be bad.

(Ghostbusters)

Make the most of yourself, because that's all the self you are going to get, buster.

"It isn't premarital sex if you don't get married."
-- Michael Juster

Birth, n: The first and direst of all disasters.
-- Ambrose Bierce

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
-- Woody Allen

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