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Sleep deprivation is fun -- you see such pretty colors.
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to 'em. (Colors)
When you look at someone through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags. (BoJack Horseman)
Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.
X-Chromosome: A genetic double-cross that empowers women with the ability to bear children and reserves for men the right to be color-blind hemophiliacs. (Cynic's Dictionary)
Chocolate chip icecream.
I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me 'sir.'-- Joan Rivers
Most Gracious Queen we thee implore,
To go away and sin no more,
But if that effort be too great,
To go away at any rate.-- Lord Colchester
"The worst thing about censorship is [deleted by censorship bereau]."
So many idiots, so few meteors.
"Geologists will date anything."
Being called a poetess brings out the terroristress in me.-- Audre Lorde
Friendship is Love without its wings. (l'Amiti� est l'amour sans ailes.)-- Lord Byron
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.-- Gloria Leonard
Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
Donkey: a horse designed by a study team.
Mirth prolongeth life and causeth health.
9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.-- Abraham Lincoln
"Geologists know how to make the bedrock."
I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.-- Orson Welles
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.