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"Until you meet an alien intelligence you will not know what it is to be human."
Alien, n: A being who travels great distances to molest our cattle and trample our grain.
Ellen Ripley: Whenever he says anything, you say, "right," Brett. You know that?
Brett: Right. (Alien)
'Write what disturbs you, what you fear, what you have not been willing to speak about. Be willing to be split open.'-- Natalie Goldberg
"Television has lifted the manufacture of banality out of the sphere of handicraft and placed it in that of a major industry."-- Nathalie Sarraute
"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."-- Noelie Alito
Magic happens.
"I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens on a hostile world."-- Russell Baker
Coincidence happens.
"Nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog."
Science is the belief that we don't need belief to know most things.
Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency.
I think having 'Men' and 'Women' signs on bathrooms is a bad idea, because if aliens thought those rooms held standard specimens and went in to record data, they'd get some pretty bizarre examples.-- April Van Scherpe
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forget their use.-- Galileo Galilei
Monster AI is still in development. Some monsters may seem to be ignoring you until you actually shoot them. This is because as small aliens they refused to eat their humans and as a result suffered brain damage. We will be taking measures to ensure that all aliens receive a proper diet before the final release.-- Quake 2 Demo disclaimer
Men are all alike in their promises. It is only in their deeds that they differ.-- Moliere
"Friends don't let Friends drive Naked."
Johner: I heard you, like, ran into these things before.
Ripley: That's right.
Johner: Wow, man. So, like, what did you do?
Ripley: I died.
(Alien: Resurrection)
Lies, damned lies and user documentation.
Doubt your beliefs and believe your doubts.
"In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected thoughts; they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty."-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
You humans are all alike.
Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice
Hindsight is an exact science.
"All the people stared as if we were both quite insane."-- The Hollies
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Beware the fury of a patient woman.
Nowadays, originality is the art of concealing your source.
Fungus is actually alive. Be afraid.
"Bad law is more likely to be supplemented than repealed."-- Dalin B. Oaks
You don't have to think too hard while talking to teachers.-- J.D. Salinger
"*snort* I'm waiting for the day when people realise that mainstream is a subset of SF without the speculation..."-- Emmet O'Brien
Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines-- Frank Lloyd Wright
"Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies."-- Adrienne Gusoff
There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics.-- Disraeli
"The worst thing about censorship is [deleted by censorship bereau]."
The only rose without thorns is friendship.
The decline in American pride, patriotism, and piety can be directly attributed to the extensive reading of so-called 'science fiction' by our young people. This poisonous rot about creatures not of God's making, societies of 'aliens' without a good Christian among them, and raw sex between unhuman beings with three heads and God alone knows what sort of reproductive apparatus keeps our young people from realizing the true will of God.-- Jerry Falwell (Reader's Digest, 1985)
I'm always making a comeback, but nobody ever tells me where I've been.-- Billie Holiday
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
God made us sisters. Prozac made us friends.
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
Never only doubt or only believe your doubts.
"Well, let's just say, 'if your VCR is still blinking 12:00,you don't want Linux'".-- Bruce Perens
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.-- Adlai Stevenson
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.-- Dr. Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters.)