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Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art.-- Susan Sontag
Shikata ga nai.
"The only interesting answers are those which destroy the questions."-- Susan Sontag
I have had solemnly explained to me the audible differences between digital data (S/PDIF) carried over coax and carried over optical (coax is bassier, apparently).
-- Tag
Adolescence, n: The stage between puberty and adultery.
Magic happens.
Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their minds.-- Susan Sontag
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.-- Rita Mae Brown
Those who don't know, talk. Those who don't talk, know.
"God created sex. Priests created marriage."-- Voltaire
"I'll take Fucking Clues for $200."
Life is what happens to you when you're making other plans.-- Betty Talmadge
Eiffel Tower: The Empire State Building after taxes.
"How many of you ever started dating somene because you were too lazy to commit suicide?"-- Judy Tenuta
The advantage of emotions is that they lead us astray.-- Oscar Wilde
The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.-- Andy Tanenbaum
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.-- Paul Beatty
Only the good die young. Note the average age in Congress.
Patageometry, n: The study of those mathematical properties that are invariant under brain transplants.
If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.-- Voltaire
I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.-- Voltaire
Words skittered out of his mouth like cartoon dogs on fresh-waxed linoleum, frantically going nowhere.-- Amy Tan
The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.
Antidotes are what you take to prevent dotes.
Don't intterupt me when I'm talking to myself
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had my life to live again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.-- Tallulah Bankhead
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.-- Sean O'Casey
What's the matter, darling? Don't you recognize me with my clothes on?-- Tallulah Bankhead
"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd."-- Voltaire
The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.-- Mark Twain
Catapult: device for throwing cats long distances.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
The standard you walk past is the standard you accept.
"People aren’t against you; they are for themselves."
Headline: Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to 'em. (Colors)
Accordion, n: A bagpipe with pleats.
Headline: Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
I revel some but not nearly enough to get up on stage. In fact, the amount of drunken revelry required to get me on stage in a karaoke bar would probably also send me into a coma.-- Joe Lavin
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.-- Alfred Hitchcock
Propaganda - A socially correct goose
"The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little."-- Porterfield
"Confronted with the choice, the American people would choose the policeman's truncheon over the anarchist's bomb.-- Spiro T. Agnew
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.-- Voltaire
Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
When a metric becomes a target, it ceases to be a good metric
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.-- Carl Sagan
"Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever."
The music is the magic carpet that the other things take naps on.-- Tori Amos
Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
The voters have spoken, the bastards...
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you
Glossofacilia: A tendency to use very large words to explain very small phenomena. Glossofacilia drives to complexify rather than simplify and is the natural instinct of reactionaries to an age of change.-- Jim Taylor
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.-- Sunshine magazine
Support your local medical examiner. Die strangely.-- Nikki Gustas
"What's reality anyway? Nothing but a collective hunch."-- Jane Wagner
"Legend -- a lie that has attained the dignity of age."-- H. L. Mencken
"Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it."-- Tori Amos
Oh yeah? You wanna step out of the giant robot and say that again?