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Idle hands are the air guitar's playground
(Alas)
With a rubber duck, one's never alone.
-- Douglas Adams (The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
"Self-improvement is a dangerous form of vanity."
-- Alan Watts
Dogmatism is puppyism come to its full growth.
-- Douglas Jerrold
"Linux is free as in Syphilis"
(slashdot)
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-- Douglas Adams (The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
"You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements."
-- Norman Douglas
"Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success."
-- Christopher Lasch
Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope.
-- Arnold Glasgow
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
-- Douglas Adams
He who laughs last found the dirty meaning.
When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going?
-- Douglas Gauck
As the cheetah said to the chameleon:
You can hide, but you can't run!
-- Alan Williams
This sentence contradicts itself -- no, actually it doesn't.
-- Douglas Hofstadter
We can only see a short distance ahead, but we can see plenty there that needs to be done.
-- Alan Turing
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
-- Douglas Adams (The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy)