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"I love Saturday morning cartoons, what classic humour! This is what entertainment is all about... Idiots, explosives and falling anvils."-- Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes)
Rehab is for quitters.
"Self-improvement is a dangerous form of vanity."-- Alan Watts
Artificial Intelligence: the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies.-- Bill Bulko
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.-- Emerson
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matter compared to what lies within us.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
If you sat a monkey down in front of a keyboard, the first thing typed would be a UNIX command.-- Bill Lye
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
"Make lots of money", "enjoy the work", "operate within the law": choose 2-- Brian Anderson
"One person can trigger a million thoughts."
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.-- Bill Gates
Be the person you needed when you were younger.
"Those who would sacrifice a little freedom for a little order, will lose both, and deserve neither."-- Thomas Jefferson
Thinking is not a panacea, but to paraphrase Gandhi, maybe it would be a good idea to try some.-- Jess Anderson
Recession: your friend loses his job. Depression: you lose your job. Recovery: Bush loses his job.-- Bill Davidsen
"The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground."-- Thomas Jefferson
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.-- Oscar Wilde
The weirder you are, the better you have to be if you still want to get paid.-- Ben Aveling
And it came to pass that in the hands of the ignorant, the words of the Bible were used to beat plowshares into swords.-- Alan Watts
"Not a Morning Person" doesn't even begin to cover it.
Secret, n: Something you tell to one person at a time.
A chief event of life is the day in which we have encountered a mind that startled us.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I told [my doctor] that I thought having an orgasm a day instead of hormone replacement therapy was more fun.-- Cybill Shepard
Enlighten the people generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish like evil spirits at the dawn of day.-- Thomas Jefferson
People do not seem to realize that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Classic art was the art of necessity: modern romantic art bears the stamp of caprice and chance.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"When the people fear their government there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty."-- Thomas Jefferson
I'm an apatheist. The question is no longer interesting, and the answer no longer matters.-- petro (a.s.r)
"They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck."
"Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived."-- Oscar Wilde
"In matters of conscience, the law of majority has no place."-- Mahatma Gandhi
Sometimes you have to bite people hard on the lip before they realize you're not kissing them, so keenly do they yearn for approval.-- Jess Anderson
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
The obvious mathematical breakthrough [to break modern encryption] would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers.-- Bill Gates (The Road Ahead)
"We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person, perfectly."