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"I love Saturday morning cartoons, what classic humour! This is what entertainment is all about... Idiots, explosives and falling anvils."
-- Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes)
I think true happiness can only be found in the wanton indulgence of animals.
-- Hobbes (Calvin & Hobbes (Bill Watterson))
Rehab is for quitters.
If you sat a monkey down in front of a keyboard, the first thing typed would be a UNIX command.
-- Bill Lye
Artificial Intelligence: the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies.
-- Bill Bulko
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
-- Bill Gates
Our families have values, but our government doesn't.
-- Bill Clinton (Democratic National Convention, 1992)
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.
-- Thomas Jefferson
Recession: your friend loses his job. Depression: you lose your job. Recovery: Bush loses his job.
-- Bill Davidsen
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
-- Emerson
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
Fame is proof that people are gullible.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matter compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"One person can trigger a million thoughts."
"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Self-improvement is a dangerous form of vanity."
-- Alan Watts
Beware by whom you are called sane.
-- Walter Inglis Anderson
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
"Most bad government has grown out of too much government."
-- Thomas Jefferson
Be the person you needed when you were younger.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
-- Oscar Wilde
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
"Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Make lots of money", "enjoy the work", "operate within the law": choose 2
-- Brian Anderson