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"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I choose to accept."-- Calvin and Hobbes
Given the pace of technology, I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside. (Calvin & Hobbes)
If we couldn't laugh at things that didn't make sense,
we couldn't react to a lot of the world around us." (Calvin & Hobbes)
"A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do."-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
"Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it." (Calvin & Hobbes)
Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.-- Edward Abbey
"There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'."-- Dave Barry
"I love Saturday morning cartoons, what classic humour! This is what entertainment is all about... Idiots, explosives and falling anvils."-- Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes)
The best way to accelerate hardware is at 9.8 m/sec/sec.
Politics is storytelling. We just pick the one we like best.
The best way to get rid of worries is to let them die of neglect.
"County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello??" (Calvin & Hobbes)