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�We have a saying, my people. �Don�t kill if you can wound, don�t wound if you can subdue, don�t subdue if you can pacify, and don�t raise your hand at all until you�ve first extended it.��-- Wonder Woman
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
Beware the fury of a patient woman.
Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.-- Alexander Woollcott
"That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all."
Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping.
Every four seconds a woman has a baby. Our problem is to find this woman and stop her.
Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.-- Kipling
Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
"The more I watch television, the more I wonder why I'm not already supreme ruler of Earth."-- Dogbert (Dilbert)
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.-- Mae West
Scientists find wonder in everything, except extremely dull papers on quality assurance.
-- Telo (#xkcd)
The primary difference between a man and a woman is that a man gets his self-esteem when a woman says "yes" and a woman gets hers when she says "no". (Amy's Orgasm)
From the 'Rules for women':
Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about being stared at.
There must be more to life than sitting there wondering if there is more to life.
I always used to wonder why the pope wore drag.
-- Tom Farrell
Who cares, as long as he looks faaabulous?!-- Gene Smith
"The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands."-- Alexander Penney
Today was a really, really great day, on the "aaagh fuck me!" scale.-- Steve VanDevender
"Man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road."-- Alexander Smith
"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her."
"An artist is a creature driven by demons. He don't usually know why they chose him and he's usually too busy to wonder why."-- William Faulkner
The possession of knowledge does not kill the sense of wonder and mystery. There is always more mystery.-- Anais Nin
"We tend to idealize tolerance, then wonder why we find ourselves infested with losers and nut cases."-- Patrick Nielsen Hayden
The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.-- Sloan Wilson
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.-- Groucho Marx
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.-- Steven Wright
My notion of a husband at forty is that a woman should be able to change him, like a bank note, for two twenties.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.-- Katharine Hepburn
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?-- Groucho Marx
Poetry is a deal of joy and pain and wonder, with a dash of the dictionary.-- Kahlil Gibran
"In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from."-- Peter Alexander Ustinov
"Have you ever wondered how that could have happened?"
"No."
"That was a rhetorical question. It wasn't meant to be answered."
"But that was a rhetorical answer. It wasn't meant to be questioned."
"Indifference is isolation. In difference is texture and wonder."-- Edwin Schlossberg
"I don't think you can be a true man until you've humiliated yourself before a woman."-- David Duchovny
There are many ways to define our fragile existence; many ways to give it meaning. But it is our memories that shape its purpose and give it context.-- Mohinder Suresh (Heroes)
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.-- Christopher Morley
“How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.”-- Anais Nin
Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Uhh, yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?
"Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealing with men."-- Joseph Conrad
"Be kinder than necessary 'cause everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land;
Man got to tell himself he understand."-- Kurt Vonnegut (Cat's Cradle)
Sometimes before bed, I look in the mirror and wonder just what I'll be doing in ten years. Then I look at the clock and think, 'Probably flossing.'-- April Van Scherpe
"I wish I could drink like a lady
I can take one or two at the most.
Three and I'm under the table --
Four and I'm under the host!"
Seattle reminds me a lot of London, where people will drink 12 beers but they never act drunk. Which makes you wonder what the point is of drinking 12 beers, if you're not going to put the lampshade on your head. You're killing your liver and still having no fun.-- Peter Bagge
The only good strategy is one that no one else understands.-- Tracy Kidder
"As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense."-- Jonathan Swift
These days, impulsive decisions are wanted; You're expected to have one more fancy term in your pocket than the other guy; Dogmatic egos are nearly trained to exist and prevail. I often wonder why so many middle-aged and older people want to 'keep with the times' and try to like everything their kids do. It just doesn't make sense.
"No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not."-- H.L. Mencken
Patageometry, n: The study of those mathematical properties that are invariant under brain transplants.