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"There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have."-- Don Herold
"We've always been ready for female superheroes because women want to be them and men want to do them."-- Famke Janssen
'You're a hero. Heroes are supposed to know these things.'
'Get stuffed,' replied the hero.
'You're formulating a plan of campaign, aren't you?'
'Get real. I'm trying to get this pxy chunk of gravel out of my - ah, that's got it. Right, where were we?'-- Tom Holt ("My Hero")
What is dignity without honesty?-- Cicero
Much learning does not teach understanding.-- Heraclitus
Where there is great love, there are always wishes.-- Willa Cather
There are many ways to define our fragile existence; many ways to give it meaning. But it is our memories that shape its purpose and give it context.-- Mohinder Suresh (Heroes)
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
Hermits have no peer pressure.
Most people deserve each other.
"The biggest disease today isn't leprosy or tuberculosis, but the feeling of being unwanted."-- Mother Theresa
Music Teacher's Door: "Out Chopin"
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together-- Herbert Prochnow
It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.-- Jerome K. Jerome
Do unto others before they undo you.
Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.
There's a nut loose on your keyboard.
"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt."-- Herbert Hoover
"I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough."-- M. C. Escher
There must be more to life than sitting there wondering if there is more to life.
Cat: Ethereal music wreathed in mystery.
"And the heat goes on... where the hand has been."-- Byrne/Eno
"In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist going to a therapist."-- Truman Capote
"I don't have to choose, nyaah, nyaaah, nah nyaah nyaah."-- Sandra Hereld
"People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing.. that’s why we recommend it daily."
It's 3:30 A.M. Do you know where your mail is?
I don't like to spread gossip, but what else can you do with it?-- Sandy Hereld
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
Maybe life is a grindstone; whether it polishes you or wears you down depends on what you're made of.-- Kay Fletcher
Love is like a fruit. It may look good, but you shouldn't bite in it until it's ripe.-- Nick Hertl
The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen.-- Tommy Smothers
"Bother," said the Borg, "We've assimilated Pooh."
This world doesn't need fixing. It needs changing.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
The older I get, the more I think you ever learn is either further subtleties, or further distractions.
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
"Not a Morning Person" doesn't even begin to cover it.
You're about as accurate as an archer in a centrifuge.
'Impossible' tends to be an opinion rather than a fact.
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
You think Oedipus had a problem--Adam was Eve's mother.
There are multitudes in me. But not if I have to behave.
Headline: Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.-- Christopher Morley