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Scientists find wonder in everything, except extremely dull papers on quality assurance.

-- Telo (#xkcd)

Eloquence is logic on fire.

All your base pairs are belong to us

The revolution will NOT be televised.

Television: the bland leading the bland.

It is better to waste one's youth, than to do nothing at all with it.
-- Courteline

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Half of the people in the world are below average.

"If one is lucky, a solitary fantasy can totally transform one million realities."
-- Maya Angelou

"Somebody should clip Sting around the head and tell him to stop using that ridiculous Jamaican accent."
-- Elvis Costello

Secret, n: Something you tell to one person at a time.