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Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
(Batman Costume warning label)
An eye for an eye soon makes the world blind.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs? Is it me?
-- Bruce Wayne (Batman & Robin)
"Has anyone ever told you you have a SERIOUS impulse control problem?"
-- Riddler (Batman Forever)
"In matters of conscience, the law of majority has no place."
-- Mahatma Gandhi
Anger and intolerance are the twin enemies of correct understanding.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
-- Marilyn Pittman
Robin: I wanna make sure you're serious about turning over a new leaf. I need a sign.
Poison Ivy: How about "Slippery When Wet"?
(Batman & Robin)
"I want a car. Chicks dig the car."
"This is why Superman works alone."
-- Richard Grayson and Bruce Wayne (Batman & Robin)
Be careful of the closeness of the signs lunch and lesbian. If you sign, "I'm hungry, let's eat lesbians", you should be sure that's what you meant.
-- Steve Eastman
There's something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girls lips.
-- Dr. Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy (Batman & Robin)
You humans are all alike.
To err is human. And stupid.
So many idiots, so few meteors.
To err is human, to moo bovine.
Mornings are for sleeping during.
-- Amanda Walker
Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo!
"You assist an evil system most effectively by obeying its orders and decrees. An evil system never deserves such allegiance. Allegiance to it means partaking of the evil. A good person will resist an evil system with his or her whole soul."
-- Mahatma Gandhi
Beware the fury of a patient woman.
Erotica is stuff that's meant to be read with one hand.
-- Carl Manz
"Whatever sinks your boat, and gets you wet."
-- Andrew Harman
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
-- Ingrid Bergman
"Truman's Law - If you can't convince them, confuse them."
-- Harry S. Truman
Domestication is the enemy of romance.
If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon.
-- Scott Fahlman
Love is like pi: natural, irrational and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman
Education, then, beyond all other devices of human origin, is the great machinery.
-- Horace Mann
"All children are morbid. It is their one saving grace."
-- Truman Capote
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
-- Abbie Hoffman
Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much.
-- Walter Lippmann
"You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements."
-- Norman Douglas
Renning's Maxim: Man is the highest animal. Man does the classifying.
"I learned a long time ago that you really have to demand what you want out of life."
-- Amanda Firefox
"The country has charms only for those not obliged to stay there."
-- Edouard Manet
Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
-- Kipling
Glamour is that indefinable something about a girl who has a large bosom.
-- Andy Rothman
"As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart."
-- Derek Jarman
"That's a hell of an ambition, to be mellow. It's like wanting to be senile."
-- Randy Newman
God must love assholes--she made so many of them.
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
-- J. von Neumann
Yakko: It's that time again!
Wakko: To make the Fox censors cry?
-- Animaniacs (The Wheel of Morality)
Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.
-- George Chapman
Guru, n: A computer owner who can read the manual.
Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.
-- Immanuel Kant (Critique of Pure Reason)
Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping.
The primary difference between a man and a woman is that a man gets his self-esteem when a woman says "yes" and a woman gets hers when she says "no".
(Amy's Orgasm)
I think it's adorable that our fans call me Shirl. It's preferrable to asshole.
-- Shirley Manson
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
"Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street."
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry S. Truman
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Politics: Poly (many) - tics (blood sucking parasites)
A man without God is like a fish without a skateboard.
When nothing else remains, one must scream. Silence is the ultimate crime against humanity.
-- Nadezhda Mandelstam
Great Lover, n: A man who can breathe through his ears.
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
-- Abbie Hoffman ("Steal this Book")
"Love is not the dying note of a twisted violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring."
-- S.J. Perelman