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"Has anyone ever told you you have a SERIOUS impulse control problem?"
-- Riddler (Batman Forever)
"It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."
-- Fred Adler
Adult: A person that has stopped growing at both ends but not in the middle.
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
-- Alfred Adler
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
-- Alfred Adler
Is it red or white wine with Tokyo?
-- David Adler as Godzilla
"We're not exploiting women. We're exploiting middle-aged men with credit cards."
(on porn)
"You can only fuck your way to the middle."
-- Sharon Stone
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
-- Kin Hubbard
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein
I fell so hard and I took it so well that I felt like if I were any more of a happy-go-lucky klutz that I'd be an anime character
-- Puddle (#xkcd)
Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?
-- Paul Simon
Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to extend your middle finger and tell someone to "bite me!"
Be alert. The world needs more lerts.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.