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Yakko: It's that time again!
Wakko: To make the Fox censors cry?

-- Animaniacs (The Wheel of Morality)

Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
-- Wakko (Animaniacs)

Dracula: I am Count Dracula!
Yakko: Didn't you use to teach math on Sesame Street?

(Animaniacs)

Dot: Do you think Scratchy'd like some cologne?
Fifi: We have "Obsession", "Repression", and "Ecstacy".
Dot: Do you have anything for beginners?

(Animaniacs; Survey Ladies)

Yakko: So we should go?
Picasso: Oui, oui.
Yakko: Pardon?
Picasso: Oui, oui.
Yakko: The stuff they're getting away with on kid's shows these days...

(Animaniacs)

Indifference is the key when dealing with a narcissistic megalomaniac.

Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs? Is it me?
-- Bruce Wayne (Batman & Robin)

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Only a monomaniac gets what we commonly refer to as results.
-- Albert Einstein

"I'm a nymphomaniac of the heart."
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Renning's Maxim: Man is the highest animal. Man does the classifying.