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If you're not confused you're not paying attention.
Don't be humble. You're not that great.
No, no, you're not thinking, you're just being logical.-- Niels Bohr
If you're not part of the freaks, you're part of the boredom.-- Perry Farrell
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.-- Steven Wright
If I kiss you, that is a psychological interaction.
On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick, that is also a psychological interaction.
The difference is that one is friendly and the other is not so friendly.
The crucial point is if you can tell which is which.-- Dolph Sharp ("I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot")
Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.-- The Register
Boss - Late when you're early, early when you're late.
"Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road."-- Stewart Brand
"You're not exactly catching us at our best" -- Kirk
"That much is certain" -- Spock (Star Trek IV)
Maybe you can keep me from ever being happy, but you're not gonna stop me from having fun.-- Ani Difranco
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Don't ask "why" unless you're not disappointed with answers like "I don't know."-- Andrew Walenstein
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
"We have to be able to criticize what we love, to say what we have to say, /
'cause if you're not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you're just in the way."-- Ani Difranco
If you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh.
"If you're one in a million, there are ten of you in New York."
Sometimes you have to bite people hard on the lip before they realize you're not kissing them, so keenly do they yearn for approval.-- Jess Anderson
"You just realize you're not on Happy Days. It's the real world; You need to ignore what you are programmed by sitcoms to think your life should be."-- Trent Reznor
"A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do."-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."-- Mario Andretti
Romano: You're one Grade A bitch. You know that, Kerry?
Weaver: No, Robert. I'm your boss. And as long as I am, you're my bitch. Now, get your ass back to work. (ER)
Morality is doing what's right regardless of what you're told.
Obedience is doing what you're told regardless of what is right.
"We're not exploiting women. We're exploiting middle-aged men with credit cards." (on porn)
Even if you're paranoid, maybe the guy with the chainsaw really is after you.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Seattle reminds me a lot of London, where people will drink 12 beers but they never act drunk. Which makes you wonder what the point is of drinking 12 beers, if you're not going to put the lampshade on your head. You're killing your liver and still having no fun.-- Peter Bagge
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.-- Will Rogers
"Pretty is something you're born with. But beautiful, that's an equal opportunity adjective."
You're about as accurate as an archer in a centrifuge.
Work like you don't need the money
Love like you've never been hurt
Fuck like you're being filmed
"You have all eternity to be cautious in when you're dead."-- Lois Platford