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"Reality continues to ruin my life."
-- Calvin and Hobbes
"A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do."
-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!
-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I choose to accept."
-- Calvin and Hobbes
If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops.
-- Kelvin Throop
"Cream rises to the top. So does fat."
-- Kelvin Throop III
Given the pace of technology, I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside.
(Calvin & Hobbes)
'Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.'
-- Lord Kelvin (President, Royal Society, 1895)
"For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision."
-- Kelvin Throop III
If we couldn't laugh at things that didn't make sense,
we couldn't react to a lot of the world around us."
(Calvin & Hobbes)
I think true happiness can only be found in the wanton indulgence of animals.
-- Hobbes (Calvin & Hobbes (Bill Watterson))
"Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it."
(Calvin & Hobbes)
Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?
-- Kelvin Throop III
Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short.
-- Molly Ivins
"I love Saturday morning cartoons, what classic humour! This is what entertainment is all about... Idiots, explosives and falling anvils."
-- Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes)
To err is human, to moo bovine.
"County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello??"
(Calvin & Hobbes)