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Customer: Cute cat. What's its name?
Randal Graves: Annoying customer.
(Clerks)
I'm offering you my body, and you're offering me semantics.
-- Caitlin Bree (Clerks)
Dante Hicks: Theoretically, people see money on the counter, and no one around, they think they're being watched.
Veronica: Honesty through paranoia.
(Clerks)
There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.
-- Silent Bob (Clerks)
Be alert. The world needs more lerts.
What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
-- Helen Keller
The more things change, the more they stay insane.
-- Tom Weller
Seeing is forgetting the name of that which one sees.
-- Paul Valery
Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
-- Dave Butler
"It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."
-- Fred Adler
"Has anyone ever told you you have a SERIOUS impulse control problem?"
-- Riddler (Batman Forever)
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
-- Alfred Adler
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
-- Alfred Adler
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
-- A. H. Weiler
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
-- H. Allen Smith ("Let the Crabgrass Grow")
The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.
-- Ellery Queen
Is it red or white wine with Tokyo?
-- David Adler as Godzilla
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
-- Samuel Butler
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
-- Kierkegaard
All animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
-- Samuel Butler
I think if you really like a girl you have to pay a lot of attention to her. But try telling that to those jerks on the jury.
-- Dave George
Don't publicly appear clever. It is a real nuisance.
"If angst were a popsicle, I'd be suckin' the stick."
In case of nuclear war, prayer in schools will be okay.
The best way to accelerate hardware is at 9.8 m/sec/sec.
America was founded by drug smugglers -- rum was the drug, but smugglers nonetheless.
"People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use."
-- Kierkegaard