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"It stands for 'Sales and Marketing', you depraved monkeys."
"A rose by any other name, Stef."
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"Friends don't let Friends drive Naked."
"Nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog."
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
The only rose without thorns is friendship.
God made us sisters. Prozac made us friends.
I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.
Don't torture yourself, that's what friends are for.
"'Stay' is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary."
"Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like."
C++, the language in which only friends can access your private members.
Be good to your friends, or they may develop psychokinetic powers and destroy Tokyo.
Writing novice-friendly documentation is a lot of work. We'd like to do it someday. Holding of breath is not advised.-- Henry Spencer
Absent, adj: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed; slandered.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.-- Thomas Jones
Real friends are those who, when you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel that you've done a permanent job.
Friendship is Love without its wings. (l'Amiti� est l'amour sans ailes.)-- Lord Byron
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.-- Emerson
If I kiss you, that is a psychological interaction.
On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick, that is also a psychological interaction.
The difference is that one is friendly and the other is not so friendly.
The crucial point is if you can tell which is which.-- Dolph Sharp ("I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot")
A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.-- Elbert Hubbard
That's what friendship means: sharing the prejudice of experience.-- Charles Bukowski
On going to war over religion:
You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.-- Edgar Allan Poe
Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend--or a meaningful day.-- The Dalai Lama ("Time," 11 April 1988)
Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, chances are you're the one.
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."-- Doug Larson
We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.-- Evelyn Waugh
"It's a small apartment, I've barely enough room to lay my hat and a few friends."-- Dorothy Parker
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.-- David Tyson Gentry
Recession: your friend loses his job. Depression: you lose your job. Recovery: Bush loses his job.-- Bill Davidsen
I pity you if you feel that the 'support' of such fair-weather 'friends' is more important than self-respect. Such friends offer no support, but rather slavery in a different cell: that of their approval.-- Clay Bond
"Show me the books he loves and I shall know the man far better than through mortal friends."-- S. Weir Mitchell
Future: That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.-- Ambrose Bierce