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I've decided, I'm going to feed every little addiction and silently go mad 'cause right now my writing sucks.-- Zaffel
Eiffel Tower: The Empire State Building after taxes.
Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.-- Eric Hoffer
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
"When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other."-- Eric Hoffer
"If I have any more caffeine, I'm going to end up running down the hallway naked." (Someone on Slashdot)
"When people are bored, it is primarily with their own selves that they are bored."-- Eric Hoffer
"You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you."-- Eric Hoffer
And the pickles frolicked with the waffles, joyously.
Love will find a way. Indifference will find an excuse.
The Four Food Groups: Coffee, ice cream, beer and pizza.
"I don't know what caffeine does for you, but I'm pretty sure without it your head caves in"-- Dave (News Radio)
It's a joke. Like the funny kind, but different.
"The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground."-- Thomas Jefferson
"Those who would sacrifice a little freedom for a little order, will lose both, and deserve neither."-- Thomas Jefferson
There's a difference between knowing something and realizing it.
A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems.
Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time. (A coffee cup)
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'"-- Jerry Seinfeld
"When the people fear their government there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty."-- Thomas Jefferson
Indifference is the key when dealing with a narcissistic megalomaniac.
"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."-- Sam Brown
Enlighten the people generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish like evil spirits at the dawn of day.-- Thomas Jefferson
"I'll fight for you, but I will not compete for you... There's a difference."
Please... there is a 'u' after every 'q' in French. (Well, almost; the exceptions are 'cinq', 'iraqien', 'coq'--five Iraqi cocks.)-- Frederic Maffray
Don't try to be different. Just be good. To be good is different enough.-- Arthur Freed
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila."-- Mitch Radcliffe
WARNING:
Reading this fortune can affect the dimensionality of your mind, change the curvature of your spine, cause the growth of hair on your palms, and make a difference in the outcome of your favorite war.
The principle difference between a cat and a lie is that the cat has only nine lives.
"You don't have to suffer to be a poet. Adolescence is enough suffering for anyone."-- John Ciardi
Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear.-- Thomas Jefferson
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
The difference between theory and practice is greater in practice than it is in theory.
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."-- Kristian Wilson (Nintendo Inc. 1989)
First law of debate: Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.