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"Dreams are the answers to questions that we haven't yet figured out how to ask."
-- Fox Mulder (The X Files)

"Whoever ceases to be a student has never been a student."
-- George Iles

"You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends.'"
-- Scully ("The X Files")

"Emacs is for people who desperately want to get drunk, but feel guilty doing so without a reason."
-- Miles O'Neal

"Wipe Info uses hexadecimal values to wipe files. This provides more security than wiping with decimal values."
(Norton SystemWorks 2002 Manual)

Back to my filthy evil I guess.
-- Zim (Invader Zim)

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
-- Jules Renord

"Sometimes the need to mess with their heads outweighs the millstone of humiliation."
-- Fox Mulder (The X-Files)

"Our country was founded on a distrust of government. Our founding fathers gave power to the people to keep an eye on government. So when politicians say "Trust me" they're actually being very unamerican."
-- David Duchovny (X Files)

Part of the difference of learning something by interest or necessity is how we file it, with what urgency, and how we think of it when we think of it again.

The knowledge. It fills me. It is neat.
-- Evil GIR (Invader Zim)

Don’t speak unless you can improve on the silence.

For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.
-- R. Clopton

"News" is just the stuff they use to fill up all the empty space they couldn't sell for advertising.

There's no problem so large it can't be solved by killing the user off, deleting their files, closing their account and reporting their REAL earnings to the IRS.
-- Bastard Operator From Hell

I have never seen anything fill up a vacuum so fast and still suck.
-- Rob Pike (on X)

On a toilet door: "Q2P"

Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
-- Jules Feiffer

"That all men should be brothers is the dream of people who have no brothers."
-- Charles Chincholles

Work like you don't need the money
Love like you've never been hurt
Fuck like you're being filmed

Friendship is Love without its wings. (l'Amiti� est l'amour sans ailes.)
-- Lord Byron

Eloquence is logic on fire.

I was a lesbian once, at school. But only for about 15 minutes, so I don't think it counts.
-- Fiona (Four Weddings and a Funeral)

Mae West: A plumber's idea of cleopatra.

-- W. C. Fields

To learn who rules over you, find out who you are not allowed to criticize

And the pickles frolicked with the waffles, joyously.

"Sharing is to taxation as sex is to rape."
-- Jan Wasilewski

Love will find a way. Indifference will find an excuse.

Few people are successful unless a lot of other people want them to be.
-- Charles Brower

"Life is like a box of chocolates. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates, so you're stuck with this indefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup, English toffee, but they're gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. They end up nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers."
-- Cancerman (The X-Files)

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forget their use.
-- Galileo Galilei

Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself.
-- Charles Baudelaire

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly comparable to herding cats.
(The Washington Post Magazine, June 9, 1985)

"I will do anything when he says make it so"
-- Sexy Finger Champs

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
-- A. H. Weiler

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
-- Andy Finkel

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
-- W. C. Fields

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.
-- Orson Welles

There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.
-- Silent Bob (Clerks)

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
-- Jules de Gaultier

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.

Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch

That's what friendship means: sharing the prejudice of experience.
-- Charles Bukowski

"I'm often silent when I'm screaming inside."

A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet.

The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.