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"A hard man is good to find."
-- Mae West

He who hesitates is a damned fool.
-- Mae West

Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
-- Mae West

“I speak two languages: Body and English.”
-- Mae West

It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West

I always say, keep a diary, and some day it'll keep you.
-- Mae West

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
-- Mae West

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
-- Mae West

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
-- Mae West

"Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else."
-- Mae West

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
-- Mae West

A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.

Lesbians, when only the breast will do.
(graffiti in Sydney, NSW)

The best way to accelerate hardware is at 9.8 m/sec/sec.

Honk if you've slept with Riker.

The best way to get rid of worries is to let them die of neglect.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
-- Mae West.

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise.
-- Sigmund Freud

Friendship is Love without its wings. (l'Amiti� est l'amour sans ailes.)
-- Lord Byron

If there is no such thing as justice then the best we can hope for is revenge

Aftermath, n: The period following algebra.

I think - therefore I'm single.
-- Liz Winstead

Philosophy will clip an angel's wings.
-- John Keats

"Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
-- Westley (The Princess Bride)

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
-- Robert Frost

"Me, getting smart with you? How would you know?"

"Life sucks. And just when you think it couldn't get any worse, it will. My suggestion? Sleep through it."

Catapult: device for throwing cats long distances.

There was never a saint with red hair.
(Russian proverb)

"If angst were a popsicle, I'd be suckin' the stick."

"To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising yourself."
-- Will and Ariel Durant

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars.
-- William Westmoreland

'La vache qui rit est jolie.' (Laughing cows are pretty.)

Wisdom is knowing what to do next; happiness is doing it.

So just what are time flies, and why do they like an arrow?

"Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy."

"God help us both."
"We Lylmik will help you as best we can. You will have to coerce God yourself."

Law of Cat Inertia:
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know."
-- Ernest Hemingway

I do not like the man: he has all of the virtues I detest and none of the vices I admire.
-- Winston Churchill

Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.

There's a difference between knowing something and realizing it.

"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.

IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM

Argue not with Dragons, for thou art crunchy and go well with cheese.

The last good thing written in C was Franz Schubert's Symphony #9.
-- Erwin Dietrich

Adult: A person that has stopped growing at both ends but not in the middle.

"The west won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact, non-westerners never do."
-- Samuel P. Huntington

Law of diminishing IQ:
The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group.

Inquiry is fatal to certainty.
-- Will Durant

You're probably the sort who would have Dorothy arrested for throwing water on the Wicked Witch of the West.
-- Eric Holeman

"You can best serve civilization by being against what usually passes for it."
-- Wendell Berry

Headline: Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless.

If it wasn't for the optimist the pessimist would never know how happy he isn't.

"Indifference is isolation. In difference is texture and wonder."
-- Edwin Schlossberg

Law of Cat Landing:
A cat will always land in the softest place possible; often the mid-section of an unsuspecting, reclining human.

Go not to Usenet for counsel, for it will say both no, and yes, and no, and yes....

"There is no cause so right that one cannot find a fool following it."
(Niven's Law #16)

Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
-- Kipling

"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently."
-- Nietzsche

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
-- Winston Churchill

"This was, apparently, beyond her ken. So far beyond her ken that she was well into barbie territory."
-- J.D. Baldwin

"This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read."
-- Winston Churchill

Reporter, n: A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.
-- Ambrose Bierce

Five-step methods are the surest sign of an uninspired plan.

"I'm not confused, I'm just well mixed."
-- Robert Frost

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
-- Oscar Wilde

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

I think that Vulcan is a geekocracy where the people who know the most about sci-fi get to rule.
-- <br /> Keith Irwin

Mae West: A plumber's idea of cleopatra.

-- W. C. Fields

Maybe love is letting people be just what they want to be. The door always must be left unlocked.

"When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 Billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C. Know what the Russians used?"
"A pencil?"
"A pencil."

-- Leo, Toby and Sam, and Leo (West Wing)

VB is very useful for allowing non programmers to prove they cant program.
-- Druck

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
-- Ernest Gaines III

A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
-- George Wald