20 hits
"Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves."-- J. B. Priestley
"A hard man is good to find."-- Mae West
He who hesitates is a damned fool.-- Mae West
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.-- Mae West
“I speak two languages: Body and English.”-- Mae West
It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.-- Mae West
I always say, keep a diary, and some day it'll keep you.-- Mae West
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.-- Mae West
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.-- Mae West
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.-- Mae West.
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.-- Mae West
"Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else."-- Mae West
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.-- Mae West
Once in a while it really hits people that they don't have to experience the world in the way they have been told to.-- Alan Keightley
Hartley's second law: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
When I was your age I...wait, I can't tell that story, it's wildly inappropriate. Which, oddly enough, is my point. Don't you want wildly inappropriate stories that you can't tell your children?-- Castle