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Chocolate chip icecream.
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
"I'm often silent when I'm screaming inside."
"Movies don't create psychos. Movies just make psychos more creative." (Scream)
You like ice cream. You like ice cream. You love it. You cannot resist ice cream. To resist is hopeless. Your existence is meaningless without ice cream.-- Ice cream van (Invader Zim)
When in danger, when in doubt,
run in circles, scream and shout.
When in trouble, when in doubt,
run in circles, scream and shout
The Four Food Groups: Coffee, ice cream, beer and pizza.
Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency.
Advisor: The guy who told you how to screw up.
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up.
A dark past creates a long path back to the surface.
I want to die like my grandfather, peaceful and in my sleep - not screaming like the other people in the car.
"God created sex. Priests created marriage."-- Voltaire
Cat: Ethereal music wreathed in mystery.
Vegetarians are people who cannot hear tomatos screaming.-- Joseph Campbell
In the past, men created witches; now they create mental patients.-- Tom Szasz
"Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice."
Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo!
Grasshoppotamus: A creature that can leap to tremendous heights, once.
Great Lover, n: A man who can breathe through his ears.
"I want a chocolate bar infused with nicotine that's got a creamy coffee center... And wrap it in porn." (TheWax.com)
In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.-- Carl Sagan
Religion often gets credit for curing rascals when old age is the real medicine.
Don't be humble. You're not that great.
Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick.-- Samuel Beckett
Donkey: a horse designed by a study team.
"Read the best books first, or you may not have a chance to read them all."-- Henry David Thoreau
When nothing else remains, one must scream. Silence is the ultimate crime against humanity.-- Nadezhda Mandelstam
Ad Nauseam: Commercials that make you puke.
Quality without creativity is pompous;
Creativity without quality is infantile.-- John Cerruti
If a tree falls in a forest and lands on a politician, even if you can't hear the tree or the screams, I'll bet you'd at least hear the applause.-- Paul Tindale
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
I'm a daughter of a minister and I love chasing the dark. That which is hidden. I like licking it like ice cream.-- Tori Amos
Talk to your kids about sex. Tell them just how absolutely incredible it really is. (The Covert Comic)
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.-- Ronald Reagan
Love thine enemies... it really pisses them off.
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.-- James Dean
"I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough."-- M. C. Escher
Guru, n: A computer owner who can read the manual.
If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.-- Voltaire
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."-- Edgar Allen Poe
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
Headline: Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Don't publicly appear clever. It is a real nuisance.
You can't make a program without breaking some egos.
Secret, n: Something you tell to one person at a time.
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Creative minds always have been known to survive any kind of bad training.-- Anna Freud
"The brotherhood of man is not a mere poet's dream: it is a most depressing and humiliating reality."-- Oscar Wilde
"I think all the boys that write the screaming stuff would write the best love songs... because they have the most to hide. The guys that are in the most pain are usually the ones with the biggest hearts."-- Tori Amos
The problem with reality is the lack of background music.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I've come to realize there is a very close resemblance to the first.-- Ronald Reagan
I was not born to be forced. I will breathe after my own fashion. If a plant cannot live according to its nature, it dies; and so a man.-- H. D. Thoreau
"To create man was a fine and original idea; but to add the sheep was tautology."-- Mark Twain