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"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?"
-- Linda Ellerbee
"She's a Grade A, Class One, Turbo-driven Fruitcake."
-- Barbara Ellen (on Tori Amos)
The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.
-- Ellery Queen
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
-- Helen Keller
The more things change, the more they stay insane.
-- Tom Weller
I have an IQ of 150, if that's worth anything.
-- Zak May
We use base 10 numerical representations in this country, not base 6.
-- Melinda Shore
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
-- Ellen Ripley (Aliens)
Linda Emery: A philosophy major? Now, what can you do with a philosophy major?
Bruce Lee: You can think deep thoughts about being unemployed.
(Dragon)