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Argue not with Dragons, for thou art crunchy and go well with cheese.

If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon.
-- Scott Fahlman

Dragons are the living embodiment of power, purpose, and real estate devaluation.
-- Marc Gabriele

"It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him."
-- J. R. R. Tolkien

Linda Emery: A philosophy major? Now, what can you do with a philosophy major?
Bruce Lee: You can think deep thoughts about being unemployed.

(Dragon)

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.
-- Virginia Woolf

Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock

Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ.
-- Sandra Bernhard

Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.

"I don't have to choose, nyaah, nyaaah, nah nyaah nyaah."
-- Sandra Hereld

I always used to wonder why the pope wore drag.
-- Tom Farrell
Who cares, as long as he looks faaabulous?!

-- Gene Smith