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Argue not with Dragons, for thou art crunchy and go well with cheese.
If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon.-- Scott Fahlman
Dragons are the living embodiment of power, purpose, and real estate devaluation.-- Marc Gabriele
"It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him."-- J. R. R. Tolkien
Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
Linda Emery: A philosophy major? Now, what can you do with a philosophy major?
Bruce Lee: You can think deep thoughts about being unemployed. (Dragon)
"I don't have to choose, nyaah, nyaaah, nah nyaah nyaah."-- Sandra Hereld
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Half of the people in the world are below average.
Only the good die young. Note the average age in Congress.
On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.-- Virginia Woolf
Dracula: I am Count Dracula!
Yakko: Didn't you use to teach math on Sesame Street? (Animaniacs)
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.-- Alfred Hitchcock
I always used to wonder why the pope wore drag.
-- Tom Farrell
Who cares, as long as he looks faaabulous?!-- Gene Smith
Because these moments, as precious as they are, they're evil when they're gone.
"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it."
"Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it."-- Tori Amos
Do not go gentle into that good night... Rage, rage against the dying of the light.-- Dylan Thomas
The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think. (Ladies' Home Journal)
Ah, twitter, where people will be deeply outraged for one to six hours, before forgetting forever.
"Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever."
Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start coming in late and lying about it.
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.-- Ogden Nash
"If there is one thing that always comes out of a terrible tragedy, it is really dumb legislation." (Esquire magazine)