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I thought I was in love once, and then later I thought maybe it was just an inner-ear imbalance.-- Fraser (Due South)
They say that every man has a price at which he'll do anything. I like to think it's the other way around; every man has a line, a line he won't cross over, no matter what the cost.-- Fraser Sr. (Due South)
"A book should serve as an axe to the ice inside us."-- Franz Kafka
Taking me seriously is a big mistake. I certainly wouldn't.-- Ani Difranco
Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin.-- Anatole France
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Most people deserve each other.
"Que sera, seratonin! (Meep.)"-- Mercy
All your base pairs are belong to us
Fungus is actually alive. Be afraid.
We accept the love we think we deserve
Occam's eraser: The philosophical principle that even the simplest solution is bound to have something wrong with it.
"Politics is the entertainment branch of industry."-- Frank Zappa
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.-- Franz Kafka
Procrastination will rule one day, OK?
In case of emergency, speak in cliches.
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.-- Fran Lebowitz
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.-- Fran Lebowitz
There is a superstition in avoiding superstition.-- Francis Bacon
To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, your're overdoing it.-- J. Jenkins
Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
Lies, damned lies and user documentation.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
You can be a professional without being constipated about it.-- David Keyser
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.-- Sean O'Casey
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
Serving drinks on aircraft causes turbulence.
Machine learning, n: Automation of your biases
Headline: Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
It's so strange how out of nowhere parents can turn psychic. It's unnerving.-- Angela Chase
Life is a sexually transmitted, fatal disease...
find / -name '*your_base*' -exec chown us.us {} \;
Dad taught me everything I know, but he didn't teach me everything he knows.-- Al Unser Jr.
"Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man."-- Francais Bacon
Experience allows you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.-- Franklin P. Jones
Maybe you can keep me from ever being happy, but you're not gonna stop me from having fun.-- Ani Difranco
In case of nuclear war, prayer in schools will be okay.
The good critic is he who narrates the adventures of his soul among masterpieces.-- Anatole France
They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.-- Francis Bacon
Please... there is a 'u' after every 'q' in French. (Well, almost; the exceptions are 'cinq', 'iraqien', 'coq'--five Iraqi cocks.)-- Frederic Maffray
Politics: Poly (many) - tics (blood sucking parasites)
"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwile."-- Franklin P. Jones
"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself."-- Ben Franklin
"Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."
In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it.-- Ani Difranco
When a metric becomes a target, it ceases to be a good metric
Antisocial arrogance is only for those of us who deserve it.
"The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action."-- Frank Herbert
C Code.
C Code Run.
Run, Code, RUN!
PLEASE!!!!
Poetry is the mixture of common sense, which not all have, with an uncommon sense, which very few have.-- John Masefield
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines-- Frank Lloyd Wright
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
What part of "AWW C'MON, PLEASE??" don't you understand? (T-Shirt)
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.-- Francis Bacon
Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.-- Aphra Behn
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.-- Franklin P. Jones
"Whenever I say something they find hard to hear /
they chalk it up to my anger and never to their own fear."-- Ani Difranco (Pretty Girl)
Human behavior changes only under the impact of new technology
(Paraphrase of Moon's First Law, from Schrodinger's Cat by R.A. Wilson)
"The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still 'tis nonsense."-- Benjamin Franklin
"Every man is afraid of something.That`s how you know he`s in love with you;when he is afraid of losing you"
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."-- George Bernard Shaw
Grasshoppotamus: A creature that can leap to tremendous heights, once.
Thinking is not a panacea, but to paraphrase Gandhi, maybe it would be a good idea to try some.-- Jess Anderson
"What makes resisting temptation difficult, for many people, is that they don't want to discourage it completely."-- Franklin P. Jones
"Men make angry music and it's called rock-and-roll; women include anger in their vocabulary and suddenly they're angry and militant."-- Ani DiFranco
A great way for to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before you can eat too much.-- Frank Varano
Lust comes at first sight, love comes after staring at the same person for elongated periods of time.-- lj user slvrstarlight
Use the best: Linux for servers, Mac for graphics, Windows for Solitaire.
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.-- Frank Zappa
"It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'as pretty as an airport' exist."-- Douglas Adams
At a doctors office in Rome:
"Specialist in women and other diseases"
Conservative: a man who believes nothing should be done for the first time.
"The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards."-- Anatole France
The default Magic Word, Abracadabra, actually is a corruption of the Hebrew phrase ha-Bracha dab'ra which means "pronounce the blessing".
"A conservative is someone who admires radicals a century after they're dead."
Religion often gets credit for curing rascals when old age is the real medicine.
"On the Web we are made out of sentences, and some people insist on showing up hideously deformed."-- livejournal user: vilious
It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"
It's only by NOT taking the human race seriously that I retain what fragments of my once considerable mental powers I still possess.-- Roger Noe
"The degree of normality in a database is inversely proportional to that of its DBA"
Democracy is the form of government where everyone gets what the majority deserves.
Sign in a hotel elevator in Paris:
"Please leave your values at the front desk."
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.