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"Que sera, seratonin! (Meep.)"
-- Mercy
Ad Nauseam: Commercials that make you puke.
Habit, n: A shackle for the free.
-- Ambrose Bierce
Success is in the eye of the beholder.
-- Amanda Palmer
APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom.
-- Ambrose Bierce
My strength is as the strength of ten, because my heart is pure. Pure what I don't think I want to know.
-- Mercedes Lackey (Children of the Night)
Reason, n: Propensitate of prejudice.
-- Ambrose Bierce
In case of emergency, speak in cliches.
Cat, n: Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.
Birth, n: The first and direst of all disasters.
-- Ambrose Bierce
Morris dancing is an exercise in fertility.
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
-- Emerson
Only a mediocre person is always at his best.
-- Somerset Maugham
Brain, n: The apparatus with which we think that we think.
-- Ambrose Bierce
Fame is proof that people are gullible.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road."
-- Alexander Smith
Life may seem unfair, but Life never cheats the way people do.
-- Stewart Kramer
Economics exists merely to employ economists.
Reason, v.i: To weight probabilities in the scales of desire.
-- Ambrose Bierce
"Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems."
-- Homer Simpson
"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson