Quotes

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"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
-- Ellen Ripley (Aliens)

"She's a Grade A, Class One, Turbo-driven Fruitcake."
-- Barbara Ellen (on Tori Amos)

Christianity poisoned Eros, but Eros did not die, it merely degenerated into a vice.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
-- Woody Allen

"Oh, shit!"
-- Data (Star Trek: Generations)

Ellen Ripley: Whenever he says anything, you say, "right," Brett. You know that?
Brett: Right.
(Alien)

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
-- Woody Allen

Never underestimate the falseness of a generalisation.