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"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."
-- Ellen DeGeneres
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
-- Ellen Ripley (Aliens)
"She's a Grade A, Class One, Turbo-driven Fruitcake."
-- Barbara Ellen (on Tori Amos)
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
-- Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
-- Woody Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
-- Fred Allen
"I became insane, with long instances of horrible sanity."
-- Edgar Allen Poe
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
-- Woody Allen
"Imitation is the sincerest form of television."
-- Fred Allen (1894-1956)
Never underestimate the falseness of a generalisation.
Christianity poisoned Eros, but Eros did not die, it merely degenerated into a vice.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
-- Fred Allen
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
-- Woody Allen
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
-- Woody Allen
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".
-- H. Allen Smith
"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
-- Woody Allen
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
-- Woody Allen (Without Feathers, 1976)
"Oh, shit!"
-- Data (Star Trek: Generations)
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
-- Helen Keller
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."
-- Edgar Allen Poe
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
-- H. Allen Smith ("Let the Crabgrass Grow")
Ellen Ripley: Whenever he says anything, you say, "right," Brett. You know that?
Brett: Right.
(Alien)
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen ("Without Feathers")
America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.
-- Georges Clemenceau (1 December 1945)
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen
Indifference is the key when dealing with a narcissistic megalomaniac.