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"Whose toes do I have to nibble to get a drink around here?"
-- Rudolph (Death to Smoochy)

If I kiss you, that is a psychological interaction.

On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick, that is also a psychological interaction.

The difference is that one is friendly and the other is not so friendly.

The crucial point is if you can tell which is which.

-- Dolph Sharp ("I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot")

"You can only fuck your way to the middle."
-- Sharon Stone

The truth shall make you free, but first it shall make you angry.

Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
-- Ellen Ripley (Aliens)

The writer is the engineer of the human soul.
-- Joseph Stalin

The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
-- Eden Phillpots

Have you noticed the way people's intelligence capabilities decline sharply the minute they start waving guns around?
-- Dr. Who

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper

The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- Shakespeare

Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo!

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
-- Aldous Huxley

Live like a plot twist
-- Shane Koyczan (Remember How We Forgot)

Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short.
-- Molly Ivins

Policeman: "You okay?"
Randolph: "I don't know, I'm sort of fucked up in general so it's hard to gauge" *faints*

(Death to Smoochy)

WITTICISM, n. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted, and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a "joke."
-- Ambrose Bierce

Fame is proof that people are gullible.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"All great truths begin as blasphemies."
-- George Bernard Shaw

"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

We shame outselves for the sake of simplicity.

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing.
-- William Shakespeare

"Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source

Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Those who speak by the yard and think by the inch should be kicked by the foot.

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
-- George Bernard Shaw

That's what friendship means: sharing the prejudice of experience.
-- Charles Bukowski

It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak.
-- Shakespeare ("A Midsummer Night's Dream")

The worst is not so long as we can say "This is the worst."
-- William Shakespeare (King Lear)

Relationships are like sharks, Liz. If you’re not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something’s wrong.
-- Jenna

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."
-- George Bernard Shaw

"Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing."
-- George Bernard Shaw

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A chief event of life is the day in which we have encountered a mind that startled us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

It seems more people are bitten by new yorkers per year than by sharks.
More to the point, new yorkers can be anywhere, not being limited by water. Fear them.

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw

He believes in the fine arts with all the earnestness of a man who does not understand them.
-- George Bernard Shaw

What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matter compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
-- George Bernard Shaw

"There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it."
-- George Bernard Shaw

People do not seem to realize that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."
-- William Shakespeare

"The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone: the civilized man to idols of flesh and blood."
-- George Bernard Shaw

Classic art was the art of necessity: modern romantic art bears the stamp of caprice and chance.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

No, you may not speak freely. This is America. We have a high moral hypocrisy to uphold.
-- Shannon Thomas Pricket

For practical purposes we have agreed that sanity consists in sharing the hallucinations of our neighbors.
-- Evelyn Underhill

"Sharing is to taxation as sex is to rape."
-- Jan Wasilewski

Nana is now 99, in a nursing home, healthy, and still as sharp as a tack (not the best situation when you're surrounded by the demented, but she makes do).
-- Steve Dyer
Ah, then she'd have no problem relating to Usenet...

-- David Preston

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw