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If I kiss you, that is a psychological interaction.
On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick, that is also a psychological interaction.
The difference is that one is friendly and the other is not so friendly.
The crucial point is if you can tell which is which.-- Dolph Sharp ("I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot")
The truth shall make you free, but first it shall make you angry.
The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.-- Eden Phillpots
Have you noticed the way people's intelligence capabilities decline sharply the minute they start waving guns around?-- Dr. Who
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.-- Aldous Huxley
WITTICISM, n. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted, and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a "joke."-- Ambrose Bierce
Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short.-- Molly Ivins
The course of true love never did run smooth.-- Shakespeare
That's what friendship means: sharing the prejudice of experience.-- Charles Bukowski
Policeman: "You okay?"
Randolph: "I don't know, I'm sort of fucked up in general so it's hard to gauge" *faints* (Death to Smoochy)
Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo!
Relationships are like sharks, Liz. If you’re not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something’s wrong.-- Jenna
Nana is now 99, in a nursing home, healthy, and still as sharp as a tack (not the best situation when you're surrounded by the demented, but she makes do).
-- Steve Dyer
Ah, then she'd have no problem relating to Usenet...-- David Preston
It seems more people are bitten by new yorkers per year than by sharks.
More to the point, new yorkers can be anywhere, not being limited by water. Fear them.