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"Whose toes do I have to nibble to get a drink around here?"
-- Rudolph (Death to Smoochy)

If I kiss you, that is a psychological interaction.

On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick, that is also a psychological interaction.

The difference is that one is friendly and the other is not so friendly.

The crucial point is if you can tell which is which.

-- Dolph Sharp ("I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot")

"You can only fuck your way to the middle."
-- Sharon Stone

Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
-- Ellen Ripley (Aliens)

The truth shall make you free, but first it shall make you angry.

The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
-- Eden Phillpots

Have you noticed the way people's intelligence capabilities decline sharply the minute they start waving guns around?
-- Dr. Who

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
-- Aldous Huxley

WITTICISM, n. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted, and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a "joke."
-- Ambrose Bierce

Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short.
-- Molly Ivins

The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- Shakespeare

Live like a plot twist
-- Shane Koyczan (Remember How We Forgot)

That's what friendship means: sharing the prejudice of experience.
-- Charles Bukowski

The writer is the engineer of the human soul.
-- Joseph Stalin

Policeman: "You okay?"
Randolph: "I don't know, I'm sort of fucked up in general so it's hard to gauge" *faints*

(Death to Smoochy)

Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo!

Relationships are like sharks, Liz. If you’re not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something’s wrong.
-- Jenna

Fame is proof that people are gullible.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"All great truths begin as blasphemies."
-- George Bernard Shaw

"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nana is now 99, in a nursing home, healthy, and still as sharp as a tack (not the best situation when you're surrounded by the demented, but she makes do).
-- Steve Dyer
Ah, then she'd have no problem relating to Usenet...

-- David Preston

It seems more people are bitten by new yorkers per year than by sharks.
More to the point, new yorkers can be anywhere, not being limited by water. Fear them.

Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing.
-- William Shakespeare