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Relationships are like sharks, Liz. If you’re not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something’s wrong.
-- Jenna
I pledge allegiance to the beer and kink
-- David Tennant (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqqa3v4vW6w&t=302)
A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy.
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are software.
-- Richard P. Brennan
Creative minds always have been known to survive any kind of bad training.
-- Anna Freud
"Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies."
-- Adrienne Gusoff
Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.
-- Arnold Bennett
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal.
-- Hannah More
To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, your're overdoing it.
-- J. Jenkins
"The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands."
-- Alexander Penney
There's too much beauty upon this earth for lonely men to bear.
-- Richard Le Gallienne
"It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis."
-- Dennis Miller
Jack Benny played Mendelssohn last night. Mendelssohn lost.
Oh yeah? You wanna step out of the giant robot and say that again?
"Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind."
-- John Fitzgerald Kennedy
"If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error."
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education.
-- John Fitzgerald Kennedy
"Drive in no traffic and leave the turn signal on, it doesn't make any difference"
-- John Glenn (on why space would be a good place for seniors to live)
Renning's Maxim: Man is the highest animal. Man does the classifying.
"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable."
-- John Fitzgerald Kennedy
I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
-- Hannah Arendt
The great enemy of truth is often not the lie -- deliberate, contrived and dishonest -- but the myth -- persistent, persuasive and unrealistic.
-- John F. Kennedy
"If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him."
-- John Fitzgerald Kennedy
"I wanna hold your hand" -- The Beatles.
"I wanna fuck you like an animal" -- Nine Inch Nails.
30 years of rock 'n roll evolution.
You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to 'em.
(Colors)
"Grand ennui" sounds so much nicer than "annoyance."
-- Eric P. Scott
Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start coming in late and lying about it.
The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.
-- Alfred Kinsey
Every human being is capable of everything, no matter how exalted or depraved. Without twenty years of diligent domestication, it is in our nature to commit genocide, infanticide, and canabillism. And drink beer and howl at the moon.
-- Donna Barr ("Desert Peach: the Good Uncle")
"To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult; our human loneliness is cause enough. But it is a hard quest worth making to find a comrade through whose steady presence one becomes steadily the person one desires to be."
-- Anna Louise Strong