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"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land;
Man got to tell himself he understand."-- Kurt Vonnegut (Cat's Cradle)
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.-- Bradley's Bromide
Don't torture yourself, that's what friends are for.
"And really, what's so important that it can't wait until after noon, anyway?"
Customer: Cute cat. What's its name?
Randal Graves: Annoying customer. (Clerks)
Make the most of yourself, because that's all the self you are going to get, buster.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erotica is stuff that's meant to be read with one hand.-- Carl Manz
"Pretty is something you're born with. But beautiful, that's an equal opportunity adjective."
Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
A: A canary with the super-user password.
It wasn't lies. It was just bullshit, that's all.-- Elwood Blues
"So you want a realistic, down-to-earth show that's off-the-wall and full of magical robots?" (The Simpsons)
"What's reality anyway? Nothing but a collective hunch."-- Jane Wagner
"The stone age was marked by man's clever use of crude tools; the information age, to date, has been marked by man's crude use of clever tools."
"That's the trouble with women these days. They act like men and want to be treated like women" (An American in Paris)
"I want a chocolate bar infused with nicotine that's got a creamy coffee center... And wrap it in porn." (TheWax.com)
"Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it."
You probably go to museums and complain that Monet pressed down too hard with his crayons because the picture is all bumpy.-- John Woods
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."-- Drew Carey
"That's a hell of an ambition, to be mellow. It's like wanting to be senile."-- Randy Newman
Morality is doing what's right regardless of what you're told.
Obedience is doing what you're told regardless of what is right.
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.-- Adlai Stevenson
That's what friendship means: sharing the prejudice of experience.-- Charles Bukowski
"Men make angry music and it's called rock-and-roll; women include anger in their vocabulary and suddenly they're angry and militant."-- Ani DiFranco
"How many fingers am I holding up?" -- Kirk, making the Vulcan salute
"That's not very damn funny."-- McCoy (Star Trek III)
Children aren't happy without something to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.-- Ogden Nash
What's the matter, darling? Don't you recognize me with my clothes on?-- Tallulah Bankhead
Q. What's the difference between an aerobics instructor and a well-mannered professional torturer?
A. The torturer would apologize first.
"Hey, Aeryn's gorgeous--she can change any guy's tune. She can also change 'im from tenor to soprano, but that's beside the point."-- Grace