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"Hey, Aeryn's gorgeous--she can change any guy's tune. She can also change 'im from tenor to soprano, but that's beside the point."-- Grace
Education, then, beyond all other devices of human origin, is the great machinery.-- Horace Mann
"The world is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel."-- Horace Walpole
"Forget all those health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure for everything, especially stress. If I have a good night of sex, all my problems are gone by 10 o' clock in the morning."-- Grace Jones
Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.-- Horace Walpole
"All children are morbid. It is their one saving grace."-- Truman Capote
If the mind were exercised as much as the mouth, we would be a race of geniuses.
We were raised in vastly different places,/
Yet speak this uncanny similar tongue./
Sometimes we're different races./
Certainly we're different classes./
Yet our common bonds and common graces,/
Common wounds and destinations,/
Keep us closer than some married folks.-- Judy Grahn
Much learning does not teach understanding.-- Heraclitus
"Here's a horrible thought: You know how dumb the average person is? Well, half the human race is even dumber than that..."
Music is the science of manipulating emotion through sound.-- Angus Gray
"O human race, born to fly upward, wherefore at a little wind dost thou so fall?"-- Dante Alighieri
"There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality."-- Pablo Picasso
I don't want to be understandable. I want to be felt.-- Martha Graham
The only good strategy is one that no one else understands.-- Tracy Kidder
Accuracy, n: The vice of being right.
If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?
The truth is not decided by democracy.
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.-- Rich Cook
It's only by NOT taking the human race seriously that I retain what fragments of my once considerable mental powers I still possess.-- Roger Noe
Acute Angle: A very attractive early Briton.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five.-- Dr. Carl Sagan