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"How many fingers am I holding up?" -- Kirk, making the Vulcan salute
"That's not very damn funny."

-- McCoy (Star Trek III)

Accordion, n: A bagpipe with pleats.

Accountant - someone who can put two and two together and make a living from it.

Cigarette, n: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco inbetween.

Is there no accounting for taste? There isn't even a budget for it.
-- Sean Levy

I find "Yes, you _can_ do it that way, but the rest of the Internet community will point at you and giggle", followed by my walking out in a flurry of RFCs, tends to be quite effective
-- Tanuki the Raccoon-Dog (a.s.r.)