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When I was your age I...wait, I can't tell that story, it's wildly inappropriate. Which, oddly enough, is my point. Don't you want wildly inappropriate stories that you can't tell your children?-- Castle
"Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves."-- J. B. Priestley
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.-- Henry David Thoreau
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
-Ashleigh Brilliant
For an instant I think I saw. I saw the loneliness of man as a gigantic wave which had been frozen in front of me, held back by the invisible wall of a metaphor.-- Carlos Casteneda
Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Sexuality does not "turn on" at puberty and "turn off" at menopause. It is not a thing external, no matter how hard our culture teaches us to push it away. It is every bit as integral and fundamental the day you're born as it is the day you die.-- David Casti
"Documentation is the castor oil of programming. Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much."
What luck for the rulers that men do not think.-- Adolf Hitler
Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.-- Dave Butler
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act, but a habit.-- Aristotle
Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.-- Pablo Picasso
Procrastination will rule one day, OK?
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.-- Sean O'Casey
In case of emergency, speak in cliches.
The voters have spoken, the bastards...
Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
He who laughs last found the dirty meaning.
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.-- Aristotle
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.-- Samuel Butler
All animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.-- Samuel Butler
Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?-- Kelvin Throop III