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"Dreams are the answers to questions that we haven't yet figured out how to ask."-- Fox Mulder (The X Files)
"Whoever ceases to be a student has never been a student."-- George Iles
"You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends.'"-- Scully ("The X Files")
"Emacs is for people who desperately want to get drunk, but feel guilty doing so without a reason."-- Miles O'Neal
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.-- Jules Renord
"Sometimes the need to mess with their heads outweighs the millstone of humiliation."-- Fox Mulder (The X-Files)
On a toilet door: "Q2P"
"Our country was founded on a distrust of government. Our founding fathers gave power to the people to keep an eye on government. So when politicians say "Trust me" they're actually being very unamerican."-- David Duchovny (X Files)
Don’t speak unless you can improve on the silence.
Part of the difference of learning something by interest or necessity is how we file it, with what urgency, and how we think of it when we think of it again.
For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.-- R. Clopton
Eloquence is logic on fire.
"News" is just the stuff they use to fill up all the empty space they couldn't sell for advertising.
I have never seen anything fill up a vacuum so fast and still suck.-- Rob Pike (on X)
Work like you don't need the money
Love like you've never been hurt
Fuck like you're being filmed
There's no problem so large it can't be solved by killing the user off, deleting their files, closing their account and reporting their REAL earnings to the IRS.-- Bastard Operator From Hell
Friendship is Love without its wings. (l'Amiti� est l'amour sans ailes.)-- Lord Byron
"That all men should be brothers is the dream of people who have no brothers."-- Charles Chincholles
And the pickles frolicked with the waffles, joyously.
To learn who rules over you, find out who you are not allowed to criticize
Love will find a way. Indifference will find an excuse.
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
Few people are successful unless a lot of other people want them to be.-- Charles Brower
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forget their use.-- Galileo Galilei
"Life is like a box of chocolates. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates, so you're stuck with this indefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup, English toffee, but they're gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. They end up nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers."-- Cancerman (The X-Files)
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.-- A. H. Weiler
"I'm often silent when I'm screaming inside."
A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet.
The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.
"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.-- Andy Finkel
I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.-- Orson Welles
If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.-- W. C. Fields
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.-- Silent Bob (Clerks)
God must love assholes--she made so many of them.
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.-- Max Frisch
Headline: Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
This world doesn't need fixing. It needs changing.
That's what friendship means: sharing the prejudice of experience.-- Charles Bukowski
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
In order to become the master the politician poses as the servant.-- Charles De Gaulle
"It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."-- Fred Adler
"If Today Was a Fish, I'd Throw It Back In." (Song Title)
Headline: Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
Music soothes the savage beast. ...unless it's polka.
Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to extend your middle finger and tell someone to "bite me!"
"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."-- Harvey Fierstein
Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
A man without God is like a fish without a skateboard.
"I learned a long time ago that you really have to demand what you want out of life."-- Amanda Firefox
If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer. (Ace Ventura)
Adolescence, n: The stage between puberty and adultery.
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.-- Alfred Adler