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Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates, so you're stuck with this indefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup, English toffee, but they're gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. They end up nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers."-- Cancerman (The X-Files)
"My work always tried to unite the true with the beautiful; but when I had to choose one or the other, I usually chose the beautiful."-- Hermann Weyl
Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent.
Don't you think that with the proper amount of manpower, pliers, ropes, belts and duct tape, you actually COULD lead a horse to water AND make it drink?-- Andy Overman
Organized Religion is like Organized Crime; it preys on peoples' weakness, generates huge profits for its operators, and is almost impossible to eradicate.-- Mike Hermann
A bit of tolerance is worth a megabyte of flaming.-- Henry Spencer
"Life's a bitch, then you die. Then your necromancer daughter resurrects you, and life is still a bitch."
Real friends are those who, when you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel that you've done a permanent job.
Practical or mean and sneaky? - getting a permanent heart tatoo on your arm and getting three-day temporary tatoos for the names.
Domestication is the enemy of romance.
"When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home."-- Erma Bombeck
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin.-- Anatole France
Aftermath, n: The period following algebra.
The chance of a lifetime is to be yourself.
"You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements."-- Norman Douglas
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
"As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart."-- Derek Jarman
Rhetorical subtlety doesn't work on people with the perceptive powers of an eggplant.-- Spencer Sun
Catapult: device for throwing cats long distances.
The good critic is he who narrates the adventures of his soul among masterpieces.-- Anatole France
Don't publicly appear clever. It is a real nuisance.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
"Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals."-- Henry Spencer
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.-- Laurance J. Peter