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"You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends.'"-- Scully ("The X Files")
"Shouldn't we be carefully placing these comics in plastic bags?"
"No, we have lives." (MST3K)
Fungus is actually alive. Be afraid.
By working faithfully 8 hours a day you may eventually get to be a boss and work 12 hours a day.-- Robert Frost
Propaganda - A socially correct goose
"One of the CIA's few endearing traits is its penchant for making headlines. It is the world's most fully headlined secret agency."
Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short.-- Molly Ivins
The beasts of the field and fowls of the air did know Ridcully the Brown. They'd got so good at pattern-recognition that, for a radius of about twenty miles around the Ridcully estates, they'd run, hide or in desperate cases attack violently at the mere sight of a pointy hat.-- Terry Pratchett (Moving Pictures)
Life is a sexually transmitted, fatal disease...
Love thine enemies... it really pisses them off.
You do not understand hate. You do not hate *something*, you are full of hate or not full of hate. Generally, if you are not full of hate you are dumb. Generally, if you are full of hate you are also dumb. Generally, you are dumb.
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.
In order to become the master the politician poses as the servant.-- Charles De Gaulle
Ponder: "It's all done by magic, Archchancellor."
Ridcully: "Ah. Right. None of that complicated business with springs and cogwheels and tubes and stuff, then."
Ponder: "That's right, sir. Just magic. Sufficiently advanced magic."-- Terry Pratchett (Hogfather)
Every creator painfully experiences the chasm between his inner vision and its ultimate expression.-- Isaac Bashevis Singer
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
'The whole world loves a lover' is an interesting theory, but a very bad legal defense.-- Keith Sullivan