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Better blatant than latent.
-- Scott Safier

A GUI is to a command-line as a TV is to a book.
-- Scott Hess

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

He's come up with half of the algorithms used in the 20th century, but wouldn't actually recognize an actual computer if you dropped it on him.
-- Jason Riek (about Dana Scott)

"Grand ennui" sounds so much nicer than "annoyance."
-- Eric P. Scott

If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon.
-- Scott Fahlman

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

"Who ever walked behind anyone to freedom? If we can't go hand in hand, I don't want to go."
-- Hazel Scott

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

You're about as accurate as an archer in a centrifuge.

Some women get excited about nothing, and then marry him.

There has been opposition to every innovation in the history of man, with the possible exception of the sword.
-- Benjamin Dana

"Writers aren't exactly people...they're a whole lot of people trying to be one person."
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald

There's old proverbs to suit about anything you want to do.

"The worst thing about censorship is [deleted by censorship bereau]."

"If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd everytime, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side."
-- Orson Scott Card

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald

People want stories about things they can relate to: life and death, good and evil.

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper

"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion."
-- Scott Adams

Robin: I wanna make sure you're serious about turning over a new leaf. I need a sign.
Poison Ivy: How about "Slippery When Wet"?

(Batman & Robin)

"That's the good thing about dying; when you've nothing to lose, you can run any risk you want."
(Montag, Fahrenheit 451, Ray Bradbury)

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."
-- George Bernard Shaw

A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
-- George Wald

"Censorship is an excuse to talk about sex."
-- Fran Lebowitz

Talk to your kids about sex. Tell them just how absolutely incredible it really is.
(The Covert Comic)

"Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever."

Scientists still know less about what attracts men than they do about what attracts mosquitoes.
-- Dr. Joyce Brothers ("What Every Woman Should Know About Men")

You can be a professional without being constipated about it.
-- David Keyser

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
-- Kin Hubbard

'Be yourself' is about the worst advice you can give to people.
-- Tom Masson

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.
-- Marie Osmond

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
-- Lily Tomlin

Don't worry about avoiding temptation--as you get older it starts avoiding you.
(The Old Farmer's Almanac)

Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to become comfortable?
-- Mia (Pulp Fiction)

"I find imperfection the most interesting thing about a person"
-- Jodi Foster

Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start coming in late and lying about it.

I don't know much about morality but I know what I shouldn't like.
-- Tim Minchin

"Ahh, Mr. Scott, I understand you're having difficulty with the warp drive. How much time do you require for repair?"
"There's nothing wrong with the bloody thing!"
"Mr. Scott, if we return to Spacedock, the assassins will surely find a way to dispose of their incriminating footwear, and we will never see the captain, or Dr. McCoy, alive again"
"Could take weeks, sir"
"Thank you, Mr. Scott"

-- Spock and Scotty (Star Trek VI)

[Disk] quotas are evil; they discourage users from learning how their greed impacts others. We're not here to parent users, we just provide a model electronic ecosystem. If they deplete their resources, they become extinct. A very simple concept.
-- Eric P. Scott

Some people have a way about them that seems to say: 'If I have only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk.'

"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?"
-- Bumper sticker

"I've never had a humble opinion. If you've got an opinion, why be humble about it?"
-- Joan Baez

"If you do not think about the future, you cannot have one."
-- John Galsworthy

Glamour is that indefinable something about a girl who has a large bosom.
-- Andy Rothman

"Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves."
-- Carl Jung

Everyone has their first date... and the object is to hide your flaws. And then you're in a relationship and it's all about hiding your disappointment. Then once you're married it's about hiding your sins.
(Dollhouse)

"The first thing to remember about Unix is that nothing is ever spelled correctly."
-- Steve Lidie

UNIX is a scrawny kid from New Jersey who became something of a local hero, but is now middle-aged with a beer gut. Mach tries to turn modern UNIX into RoboCop; POSIX is an attempt to make UNIX more attractive to corporate America with silicone implants and Tammy Fay Bakker's double-parked Maybelline truck.
-- Eric P. Scott

"Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States."
-- J. Bartlett Brebner

From the 'Rules for women':
Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about being stared at.

Almost everything alive is about some kind of balance. Heck, even a lot of things that are not alive are about balance. However, thinking a particular balance is the only balance is often a mistake.

"Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest."
-- Neil Kinnock

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
-- Lucille Ball

What is inconceivable about the universe is that it is at all conceivable.
-- Albert Einstein

I was a lesbian once, at school. But only for about 15 minutes, so I don't think it counts.
-- Fiona (Four Weddings and a Funeral)

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
-- Andy Tanenbaum

Even if complaints about man-bashing in this film were 99% true, it still wouldn't make up for the years of portraying women as bimbos in movies.
-- Geena Davis (about "Themla & Louise")

Don't seek happiness. Happiness is like an orgasm. If you think about it too much it goes away.
-- Tim Minchin

"It's Hong Kong action. Anything you know about physics is just going to hold you back."
-- Robin D. Laws

Don't you talk to me about progress. Progress just means bad things happen faster.
-- Terry Pratchett

"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I choose to accept."
-- Calvin and Hobbes

So where are all the lust-crazed engineering groupies that my college recruiter talked about ?
-- James Knowles

Law of Cat Elongation:
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
-- Gilbert K. Chesterton

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
-- W. C. Fields

"If you think about it, somewhere there's a Logrus master with Amelia Earhart, a whole squadron of P-51's, and a mile-high pile of socks and keys."

Linda Emery: A philosophy major? Now, what can you do with a philosophy major?
Bruce Lee: You can think deep thoughts about being unemployed.

(Dragon)

'Professor Goddard does not know the relation between action and reaction and the need to have something better than a vacuum against which to react. He seems to lack the basic knowledge ladled out daily in high schools.'
(1921 New York Times editorial about Robert Goddard's revolutionary rocket work.)

I think that Vulcan is a geekocracy where the people who know the most about sci-fi get to rule.
-- <br /> Keith Irwin

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
-- Albert Einstein

It says a lot about the US when they ban lawn darts but you can still buy semi-automatic weapons in a department store.
-- Brian Manz

It is always easy to see both sides of an issue we are not particularly concerned about.

Say what you like about me, but sometimes I wish that I were really rich and didn't have to work. And also handsome.
-- Dave George

The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night.
-- Otto Von Bismarck

"There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them."
-- Werner Karl Heisenberg

"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"
-- Jean Kerr

What would Scooby do?

Linus: I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe we should think only about today.
Charlie Brown: No, that's giving up. I'm still hoping that yesterday will get better.

-- Charles Schultz

If I heeded all the advice I've had over the years, I'ld have written 18 books about Rincewind.
-- Terry Pratchett (alt.fan.pratchett)

We are the people our parents warned us about.
-- Jimmy Buffett

"The need of exercise is a modern superstition, invented by people who ate too much and had nothing to think about."
-- George Santayana

There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses.
-- Bjarne Stroustrup

"The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good."
-- Robert Graves

Before I came here I was confused about this subject. Having listened to your lecture I am still confused, but on a higher level.
-- Enrico Fermi

Don't talk to me about the public not being able to stomach the abnormal, man -- most people get too used to lying to themselves about anything uncomfortable at so early an age that they themselves are not a reliable source.
-- Susan Juroff

I was curious as to what Hinduism says about homosexuality. I am sure it must be addressed.
-- Devesh S. Khatu
Why do you say that "it must be addressed?" What has Hinduism to say about photon torpedoes?

-- Ravi K. Prasanth

The job of the poet is to render the world -- to see it and report it without loss, without perversion. No poet ever talks about feelings. Only sentimental people do.
-- Mark Van Doren

Why do people settle their minds? When they see or while they know that about 3 billion other people don't agree with them, why do they hardly consider a serious talk with one of them?

"Goldilocks is about property rights. Little Red Riding Hood is a tale of seduction, rape, murder, and cannibalism."
-- Bernard J. Hibbits

We tend to see our own experiences as the normal process, so we are often amazed that anyone could have taken a different path. But when we do meet up, it's always fascinating to compare notes about the different ways to get there.
-- Daniel Gilly

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
-- Rod Serling

Just about all real intellectual activity starts from the understanding that *there is a problem here*, especially in things we take for granted.
-- Arnold Zwicky

The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had my life to live again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
-- Tallulah Bankhead

The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. The cure for it is occupation.
-- George Bernard Shaw

History, n. An account, mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
-- Ambrose Bierce

Oh yeah? You wanna step out of the giant robot and say that again?

"I am not part of the problem; I am a Republican."
-- Dan Quayle

There's a common component of scientific thought which says that a) if you're not a convicted Scientist then you can't get involved in discussions about Science and b) Science is all about Progress and means that things will always get better if Scientists are in Control.
-- Neil Lewis

"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us.
At 40, we don't care what they think of us.
At 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all."

-- Ann Landers

I'm totally unfreaked about any kind of bodily function. My band are with it too; they'll carry my tampons round in their pockets if I don't have a bag
-- Shirley Manson

I object to intellect without discipline; I object to power without constructive purpose.
-- Spock (Star Trek, "The Squire of Gothos")

"What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"
(High Fidelity)