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Argue not with Dragons, for thou art crunchy and go well with cheese.

If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon.
-- Scott Fahlman

Dragons are the living embodiment of power, purpose, and real estate devaluation.
-- Marc Gabriele

"It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him."
-- J. R. R. Tolkien

Linda Emery: A philosophy major? Now, what can you do with a philosophy major?
Bruce Lee: You can think deep thoughts about being unemployed.

(Dragon)

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.

On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.
-- Virginia Woolf

Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ.
-- Sandra Bernhard

Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock

"I don't have to choose, nyaah, nyaaah, nah nyaah nyaah."
-- Sandra Hereld

I always used to wonder why the pope wore drag.
-- Tom Farrell
Who cares, as long as he looks faaabulous?!

-- Gene Smith

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

Half of the people in the world are below average.