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Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing.
-- William Shakespeare

The worst is not so long as we can say "This is the worst."
-- William Shakespeare (King Lear)

I'll moider da bum.
-- Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento (when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare)

"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."
-- William Shakespeare

The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- Shakespeare

It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak.
-- Shakespeare ("A Midsummer Night's Dream")

"Laws are made for us; we are not made for the laws.
-- William Milonoff

You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.
-- William Blake

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
-- William J. Clinton

"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
-- William Feather

Little Johnny was a scientist.
Little Johnny is no more.
For what he thought was H2O
was H2SO4.

Human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind.
-- William James

"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."
-- William Dement

I must invent my own philosophical systems, or else be enslaved by other men's.
-- William Blake

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars.
-- William Westmoreland

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
-- William James

"He that will not reason is a bigot, He that cannot reason is a fool, He that dares not reason is a slave."
-- William Drummond

"Those who control their passions do so because their passions are weak enough to be controlled."
-- William Blake

"May we all stay crazy and live the bitchin' life!"
-- Robin Williams

Everything has been thought of before, but the problem is to think of it again.
-- Goethe

"I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy."
-- Bern Williams

When it comes to thought some people stop at nothing.

"An artist is a creature driven by demons. He don't usually know why they chose him and he's usually too busy to wonder why."
-- William Faulkner

"So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?"
-- Ayn Rand

"In the U.S. you have to be a deviant or exist in extreme boredom...Make no mistake; all intellectuals are deviants in the U.S."
-- William Burroughs

As the cheetah said to the chameleon:
You can hide, but you can't run!

-- Alan Williams

"The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good."
-- Robert Graves

Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is nothing like Shakespeare.
-- Blair Houghton

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, 'Make me one with everything.'
-- Robin Williams (Bicentennial man)

"#3 pencils and quadrille pads."
-- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996, when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer; he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the lines were not so dominant.)

I thought I was in love once, and then later I thought maybe it was just an inner-ear imbalance.
-- Fraser (Due South)

For years a secret shame destroyed my peace --
I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope:
Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope.

-- Justin Richardson

"The right to revolt has sources deep in our history."
-- Supreme Court Justice William Orville Douglas