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I'll moider da bum.
-- Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento (when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare)

Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing.
-- William Shakespeare

The worst is not so long as we can say "This is the worst."
-- William Shakespeare (King Lear)

"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."
-- William Shakespeare

The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- Shakespeare

It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak.
-- Shakespeare ("A Midsummer Night's Dream")

Little Johnny was a scientist.
Little Johnny is no more.
For what he thought was H2O
was H2SO4.

"Laws are made for us; we are not made for the laws.
-- William Milonoff