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Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing.
-- William Shakespeare

The worst is not so long as we can say "This is the worst."
-- William Shakespeare (King Lear)

I'll moider da bum.
-- Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento (when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare)

"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."
-- William Shakespeare

The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- Shakespeare

It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak.
-- Shakespeare ("A Midsummer Night's Dream")

"Laws are made for us; we are not made for the laws.
-- William Milonoff

You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.
-- William Blake

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
-- William J. Clinton

Little Johnny was a scientist.
Little Johnny is no more.
For what he thought was H2O
was H2SO4.

"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
-- William Feather

Human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind.
-- William James

"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."
-- William Dement

I must invent my own philosophical systems, or else be enslaved by other men's.
-- William Blake

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars.
-- William Westmoreland

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
-- William James

"He that will not reason is a bigot, He that cannot reason is a fool, He that dares not reason is a slave."
-- William Drummond

"Those who control their passions do so because their passions are weak enough to be controlled."
-- William Blake

"May we all stay crazy and live the bitchin' life!"
-- Robin Williams

Everything has been thought of before, but the problem is to think of it again.
-- Goethe

"I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy."
-- Bern Williams

When it comes to thought some people stop at nothing.

"So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?"
-- Ayn Rand

"An artist is a creature driven by demons. He don't usually know why they chose him and he's usually too busy to wonder why."
-- William Faulkner

As the cheetah said to the chameleon:
You can hide, but you can't run!

-- Alan Williams

"In the U.S. you have to be a deviant or exist in extreme boredom...Make no mistake; all intellectuals are deviants in the U.S."
-- William Burroughs

"The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good."
-- Robert Graves

Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is nothing like Shakespeare.
-- Blair Houghton

"#3 pencils and quadrille pads."
-- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996, when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer; he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the lines were not so dominant.)

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, 'Make me one with everything.'
-- Robin Williams (Bicentennial man)

"The right to revolt has sources deep in our history."
-- Supreme Court Justice William Orville Douglas

For years a secret shame destroyed my peace --
I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope:
Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope.

-- Justin Richardson

In a church bulletin: The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

"The right to be let alone is indeed the beginning of all freedom."
-- Supreme Court Justice William Orville Douglas

I thought I was in love once, and then later I thought maybe it was just an inner-ear imbalance.
-- Fraser (Due South)