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If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
I'm not a perfectionist. That would be a character flaw.
Thinking is not a panacea, but to paraphrase Gandhi, maybe it would be a good idea to try some.-- Jess Anderson
If the mind were exercised as much as the mouth, we would be a race of geniuses.
"...the only place for 63,000 bugs is a rain forest"
When a metric becomes a target, it ceases to be a good metric
Reporter to Ghandi: What do you think of western civilisation?
Ghandi: I think it would be a very good idea.
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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.-- Mae West
If the brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't.
"You, my boy, if you want to be a good pickpocket, need to learn how to tell a wallet from a maxipad."-- Jessica
Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming.-- J. P. McEvoy
Wreckless Driving -- You'd think that would be a good thing.-- Chris Sampson
If you sat a monkey down in front of a keyboard, the first thing typed would be a UNIX command.-- Bill Lye
"Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live. It is asking other people to live as one wishes to live."-- Oscar Wilde
A good pun is its own reword.