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The sweetest of all sounds is praise.
-- Xenophon
I've tried relaxing, but--I don't know--I feel more comfortable tense.
-- Caption for Hamilton cartoon
Never moon a werewolf.
On a toilet door: "Q2P"
War on common sense - I think we actually won that one...
I have never seen anything fill up a vacuum so fast and still suck.
-- Rob Pike (on X)
The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure.
-- Lyndon B Johnson
"One person can trigger a million thoughts."
All colors agree in the dark.
-- Francis Bacon
Manners are one of the truly lost causes.
-- John Simon
Eloquence is logic on fire.
There is a superstition in avoiding superstition.
-- Francis Bacon
"Solutions are not the answer."
-- Richard Nixon
Subduction leads to orogeny!
The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
-- Sloan Wilson
Dead men tell no tales, but then, neither do mimes.
-- Wade Kwon
Ignorance is the Mother of Devotion.
-- Robert Burton
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
-- Paul Biron
"You can only fuck your way to the middle."
-- Sharon Stone
"Conviction is a luxury for those on the sidelines."
If I can make just one person laugh, then it must've been a pretty good eulogy.
-- Wade Kwon
For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.
-- R. Clopton
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
-- G. K. Chesterton
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
-- Earl Wilson
"Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems."
-- Homer Simpson
"I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue."
-- Richard Nixon
"What are our schools for if not indoctrination against Communism?"
-- Richard Nixon
"All Bibles are man-made."
-- Thomas Alva Edison
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Back of tranquility lies conquered unhappiness.
-- David Grayson
'It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.'
-- Jackie Mason
Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
Fanfiction is just fixing things in post-post-production
Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
-- Jonathan Larson
"Television is to news as bumperstickers are to philosophy."
-- Richard M. Nixon
After 16 years, MTV has finally completed its de-evolution into the shiny things network.
-- The Onion
An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.
-- Don Marquis
'Be yourself' is about the worst advice you can give to people.
-- Tom Masson
"Don't apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem."
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
-- Laura Creighton
Absence of proof is not proof of absence.
-- Michael Crichton
The two most common elements in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
-- Harlan Ellison
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.
-- Thomas Jefferson
Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?
-- Paul Simon
The sooner you start to code, the longer the program will take.
-- Roy Carlson
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
There's a nut loose on your keyboard.
The revolution will NOT be televised.
"The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."
-- G. K. Chesterton
Domestication is the enemy of romance.
Procrastination will rule one day, OK?
The first casualty when war comes is truth.
-- Hiram Johnson (U.S. Senate, 1917)
Friendship is Love without its wings. (l'Amiti� est l'amour sans ailes.)
-- Lord Byron
Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
-- Doug Larson
I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
-- William J. Clinton
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
-- Emerson
Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is nothing like Shakespeare.
-- Blair Houghton
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
-- Dave Edison
Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
Fame is proof that people are gullible.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
-- Adlai Stevenson
A little knowledge may be a dangerous thing, but a little carnal knowledge rules.
-- Wade Kwon
Life is too short not to be horny on main
"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Cornflakes are not the innocent critters they seem!
-- Sterling Morrison
"If we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time."
-- Edith Wharton
Libert�, �galit�, anxi�t�
(someone on tumblr)
"Public opinion sets bounds to every government, and is the real sovereign in every free one."
-- James Madison
People do not seem to realize that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Wreckless Driving -- You'd think that would be a good thing.
-- Chris Sampson
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
-- Gilbert K. Chesterton
The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.
-- Robertson Davies
"Most bad government has grown out of too much government."
-- Thomas Jefferson
Beware by whom you are called sane.
-- Walter Inglis Anderson
I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.
-- Orson Welles
If stupidity was a crime, honey, you'd get a life sentence.
-- Chris Stephenson
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
-- Earl Wilson
"Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere."
-- G. K. Chesterton
"There comes a time in every man's education when he arrives at the conviction that envy is ignorance; that imitation is suicide."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
-- J. von Neumann
"Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell."
"The laws of probability, so true in general, so fallacious in particular."
-- Edward Gibbon
Serving drinks on aircraft causes turbulence.
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
-- Doug Larson
"Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Machine learning, n: Automation of your biases
The skin of civilization is only 7 meals thick
"All dogmas perish the thinking mind, especially ones you agree with."
-- Adam Richardson
"Any idiot can face a crisis - it's this day-to-day living that wears you out."
-- Anton Chekhov
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson
What is the nature of God? His nature is entirely dependent upon the age or culture that has reinvented him.
-- Solomon Skink
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
Be the person you needed when you were younger.
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
-- Dick Brandon
"Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders."
-- Sloan Wilson
"Make lots of money", "enjoy the work", "operate within the law": choose 2
-- Brian Anderson
"Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man."
-- Francais Bacon
"No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved."
-- Mignon McLaughlin
I think it's adorable that our fans call me Shirl. It's preferrable to asshole.
-- Shirley Manson
"There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have."
-- Don Herold
We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others by their acts.
-- Harold Nicolson
"The problem with post-modernism is that you like it more if you're innumerate or illiterate; both is best."
-- Graydon
"A successful tool is one that was used to do something undreamed of by its author."
-- S. C. Johnson
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
-- Francis Bacon