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And the pickles frolicked with the waffles, joyously.
Even if you're paranoid, maybe the guy with the chainsaw really is after you.
"Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite."
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you
I used to have an internal modem, but it made me walk funny.
Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
A: A canary with the super-user password.
"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished."-- Goethe
"There is nothing wrong with the software that rm won't cure."-- Arnie Romo
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.-- Jules Renord
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat."-- Mark Twain
"The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums."-- Peter De Vries
In Taiwan, the translation of the Pepsi slogan "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" came out as "Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead."
Rhetorical subtlety doesn't work on people with the perceptive powers of an eggplant.-- Spencer Sun
Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.-- Horace Walpole
"I think all the boys that write the screaming stuff would write the best love songs... because they have the most to hide. The guys that are in the most pain are usually the ones with the biggest hearts."-- Tori Amos
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.-- Henry Kissinger
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.-- Emerson
Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he would spend two years campaigning and organizing for it should not be trusted with the office.