10 hits
And the pickles frolicked with the waffles, joyously.
Even if you're paranoid, maybe the guy with the chainsaw really is after you.
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you
I used to have an internal modem, but it made me walk funny.
"Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite."
Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
A: A canary with the super-user password.
"There is nothing wrong with the software that rm won't cure."-- Arnie Romo