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Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy

"You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses."
-- Ziggy

The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

"One person can trigger a million thoughts."

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

The more we disagree, the bigger the chance that at least one of us is right.

"She who has the biggest sword gets to be the biggest bitch."
-- Kymberli Morris

Hrmm. Hrmm. More piggies, GIR. I demand piggies.
-- Zim (Invader Zim)

Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without an education. Education appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without the use of his intelligence.
-- A. E. Wiggan