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"Love makes you do the wacky"
-- Willow

Inquiry is fatal to certainty.
-- Will Durant

Things will get better, despite our efforts to improve them.
-- Will Rogers

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
-- Will Rogers

"Geologists will date anything."

Where there is great love, there are always wishes.
-- Willa Cather

Love will find a way. Indifference will find an excuse.

"May we all stay crazy and live the bitchin' life!"
-- Robin Williams

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
-- Will Rogers

The revolution will NOT be televised.

Procrastination will rule one day, OK?

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
-- William J. Clinton

"Laws are made for us; we are not made for the laws.
-- William Milonoff

"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
-- William Feather

"I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy."
-- Bern Williams

Someone will try to honk your nose today.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers

You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.
-- William Blake

Human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind.
-- William James

Aftermath, n: The period following algebra.

Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing.
-- William Shakespeare

we make happen the stuff we fear will happen

As the cheetah said to the chameleon:
You can hide, but you can't run!

-- Alan Williams

I must invent my own philosophical systems, or else be enslaved by other men's.
-- William Blake

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars.
-- William Westmoreland

"If I want your opinion, I will give it to you."

"To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising yourself."
-- Will and Ariel Durant

"He that will not reason is a bigot, He that cannot reason is a fool, He that dares not reason is a slave."
-- William Drummond

"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."
-- William Shakespeare

I am Dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.

The worst is not so long as we can say "This is the worst."
-- William Shakespeare (King Lear)

You will trip and fall over a three-eared cat today

Murphy's Eleventh Law of Computing:
A computer program will follow your orders, but rarely your intentions.

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
-- William James

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
-- Oscar Wilde

"Those who control their passions do so because their passions are weak enough to be controlled."
-- William Blake

"What I've done, of course, is total garbage."
-- R. Willard, Pure Math 430a

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, 'Make me one with everything.'
-- Robin Williams (Bicentennial man)

"People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But people will never forget how you made them feel."

In case of nuclear war, prayer in schools will be okay.

"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."
-- William Dement

Answer the phone naked. Callers will hear it in your voice.

Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time.
(A coffee cup)