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"Love makes you do the wacky"-- Willow
Things will get better, despite our efforts to improve them.-- Will Rogers
"Geologists will date anything."
Love will find a way. Indifference will find an excuse.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.-- Will Rogers
The revolution will NOT be televised.
Where there is great love, there are always wishes.-- Willa Cather
Procrastination will rule one day, OK?
Someone will try to honk your nose today.
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?-- Will Rogers
we make happen the stuff we fear will happen
This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.-- Oscar Wilde
Aftermath, n: The period following algebra.
"I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy."-- Bern Williams
"If I want your opinion, I will give it to you."
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.-- Will Rogers
You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.-- William Blake
Human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind.-- William James
I am Dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.
As the cheetah said to the chameleon:
You can hide, but you can't run!-- Alan Williams
You will trip and fall over a three-eared cat today
"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."-- William Shakespeare
I must invent my own philosophical systems, or else be enslaved by other men's.-- William Blake
In case of nuclear war, prayer in schools will be okay.
Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time. (A coffee cup)
"He that will not reason is a bigot, He that cannot reason is a fool, He that dares not reason is a slave."-- William Drummond
Murphy's Eleventh Law of Computing:
A computer program will follow your orders, but rarely your intentions.
"People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But people will never forget how you made them feel."
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.-- William James
Answer the phone naked. Callers will hear it in your voice.
"Those who control their passions do so because their passions are weak enough to be controlled."-- William Blake
"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."-- William Dement
9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.-- Kin Hubbard
Behaviorism is the art of pulling habits out of rats.-- O'Neill
"God help us both."
"We Lylmik will help you as best we can. You will have to coerce God yourself."
The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.-- Robert Frost
Blow your mind - smoke dynamite.
Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.-- Winston Churchill
As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.-- Oscar Wilde
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.-- Oscar Wilde
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
To learn who rules over you, find out who you are not allowed to criticize
Pohl's law: Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.
"An artist is a creature driven by demons. He don't usually know why they chose him and he's usually too busy to wonder why."-- William Faulkner