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The BeOS takes the best features from the major operating systems. It's got the power and flexibility of Unix, the interface and ease of use of the MacOS, and Minesweeper from Windows.
-- Tyler Riti

"Unrequited love. It's fantastic! It never has to change, it never has to grow up, it never has to die."
-- Vince Tyler (Queer as Folk)

"Has anyone ever told you you have a SERIOUS impulse control problem?"
-- Riddler (Batman Forever)

No Risk Lifestyle, n:
Death

College isn't the place to go for ideas.
-- Helen Keller

The more things change, the more they stay insane.
-- Tom Weller

What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler

'La vache qui rit est jolie.' (Laughing cows are pretty.)

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

Be alert. The world needs more lerts.

Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
-- Dave Butler

"It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."
-- Fred Adler

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
-- Rita Mae Brown

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
-- A. H. Weiler

It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
-- Alfred Adler

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
-- Alfred Adler

Writing a Haiku
in seventeen syllables
is very diffic-

Is it red or white wine with Tokyo?
-- David Adler as Godzilla

To learn who rules over you, find out who you are not allowed to criticize

All animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
-- Samuel Butler

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
-- Samuel Butler

Never run from anything immortal. It only attracts their attention.
(The Last Unicorn)

There is no salvation in becoming adapted to a world which is crazy.
-- Henry Miller ("The Colossus of Maroussi", 1941)

"Before you go and criticize the younger generation, just remember who raised them."

"It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis."
-- Dennis Miller

Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.
-- Jack Handey

Headline: Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years